Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

When Towny moves to Maldon he's bringing the Yorkshire winters with him. It's no coincidence Damart thermal underwear comes from Yorkshire.

Just checked the house prices locally. Might as well give them away after that momentous news

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning girls

[Stephen]

Morning sweetie

[Mervyn and Trish]

You said you wouldn't tell anyone

[towny44]

A quick question, why would anyone think a loyal Yorkshireman like me would relocate to the hell's end of Essex?

[Manoverboard]

It wasn't me Guv ...

[Mervyn and Trish]

Stephen will be both insulted and relieved to hear that.

[Stephen]

Just relieved. He can stay up there in that cold god forsaken place.

[Manoverboard]

Yon Uddersfield's been on t' telly but Malden ain't ... just saying

[Stephen]

Oh yes it has, and more than once. Not recently I’ll grant you that. Either way, am I bovered.

[Manoverboard]

But that was a report on the subsidence and flooding ...

[Bensham33]

Not a lot of football on the box today. So I'm watching rugby and I'm even enjoying it. The world's gone mad.

[Stephen]

Not a lot of football on the box today. So I'm watching rugby and I'm even enjoying it. The world's gone mad.

Have you checked your temperature

[Bensham33]

I have now you said that and it's normal. I think.

[Stephen]

Whatever normal is these days

I thought you were watching rugby

[Bensham33]

No I'm bored with it now. I think things are back to normal. I'm going to buy the live stream Wrexham n Bromley. Only costs £9.99.

[Manoverboard]

I'm about to watch last weeks footy, FA Cup & Euro games ... don't like Rugby, horrible place

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm waiting for the Grand Prix tomorrow. Much better than 22 or 30 blokes chasing a bag of wind around.

(No I don't mean a parliamentary debate back in Berk-o's days).

[Stephen]

I’m waiting for my cuppa tea. Service is a little slow today. I’ll have to have a word with house keeping.

[towny44]

I'm waiting for the Grand Prix tomorrow. Much better than 22 or 30 blokes chasing a bag of wind around.

(No I don't mean a parliamentary debate back in Berk-o's days).

Qualifying is live now on Sky.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't have Sky. Couldn't justify it given we're not into most sports. So will have to await highlights on Channel 4. It means I have to avoid news bulletins on Sunday once the race starts until I catch up!

[Bensham33]

I'm waiting for the Grand Prix tomorrow. Much better than 22 or 30 blokes chasing a bag of wind around.

(No I don't mean a parliamentary debate back in Berk-o's days).

Lewis Hamilton wins.

Grand Prix hardly counts as sport......there's no ball in it.

[Stephen]

Don’t like this hour change much

[Manoverboard]

It's alright but my watch seems to have stopped

[towny44]

Don’t like this hour change much

You'll love it tonight when its still light at half past seven.