Three Word Story

[Stephen]

along with the

[Mervyn and Trish]

gents changing room

[Stephen]

where strange people

[Bensham33]

sing along to

[Mervyn and Trish]

the sound of

[Manoverboard]

music by Julie

[towny44]

the Bassett hound

[Stephen]

from down-town Basildon

[Happydays]

where no one

[Bensham33]

rides a broomstick

[towny44]

to play quidditch

[Stephen]

without a ball

[Mervyn and Trish]

of orange wool

[Ray B]

which is noncolorfast

[Mervyn and Trish]

and not green

[Bensham33]

yellow or blue

[Stephen]

bells have finished

[Bensham33]

that's good said

[Ray B]

the old gardener

[Bensham33]

with green fingers

[Stephen]

from picking his

[Mervyn and Trish]

cucumbers and marrows

[Bensham33]

in sunny June

[Mervyn and Trish]

in the rain

[Manoverboard]

where the drizzle

[Mervyn and Trish]

cake was eaten

[towny44]

by greadie Goldies

[Stephen]

from steerage class

[Manoverboard]

I prefer orange

[Bensham33]

wearing flat caps

[Mervyn and Trish]

whippets and tripe

[Stephen]

while saying Ey ‘up

[Ray B]

"Got face on"

[Stephen]

telly doing adverts

[towny44]

for high end

[Manoverboard]

replica Terrier kits

[Stephen]

and quiz shows

[Ray B]

that are rubbish

[Stephen]

and cheap fill-ins

[Bensham33]

during afternoon tv

[Ray B]

which Modplods watch

[Stephen]

while having a

[towny44]

raucous laugh about

[Stephen]

all those working

[Manoverboard]

themselves into a

[Bensham33]

commuter road rage

[Stephen]

Because of trains

[Bensham33]

being in strike

[Stephen]

and their drivers

[Manoverboard]

being totally selfish