Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

at 11 o'clock

[Ray B]

yesturday morning after

[Stephen]

behind the shed

[Bensham33]

smoking and snogging

[Stephen]

the local dog

[Bensham33]

wearing a red

[towny44]

collar and tutu

[Mervyn and Trish]

the Archbishop, who

[Manoverboard]

wazza great man

[Stephen]

in his day

[towny44]

time job as

[Stephen]

a fluffer at

[Bensham33]

solving the Times

[towny44]

crossword in minutes

[Stephen]

rather than days

[Ray B]

but failed miserably

[Stephen]

on clue one

[Bensham33]

didn't like anagram

[Stephen]

go forth and

[towny44]

arrest all Republicans

[Stephen]

and send them

[towny44]

to Botany bay

[Ray B]

to the displeasure

[Stephen]

of Paul Hogan

[Ray B]

as crocodiles get