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A women giving evidence that she was raped at work said she couldn't describe her attacker as he wore a big mac throughout the assault.
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At a Wedding Ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The silence was broken by a beautiful young woman walking toward the front of the church, carrying a child in her arms.
The atmosphere turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen wondered how to help save the situation.
The priest asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward my dear..???
What do you have to say..?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear nowt at the back."
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The silence was broken by a beautiful young woman walking toward the front of the church, carrying a child in her arms.
The atmosphere turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen wondered how to help save the situation.
The priest asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward my dear..???
What do you have to say..?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear nowt at the back."