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After Wilkos now both Marks and Spencer and Poundstretcher are in trouble.
So much so that they have decided to merge to cut costs and create a larger shop.
They will call it Stretch Marks.
So much so that they have decided to merge to cut costs and create a larger shop.
They will call it Stretch Marks.
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I heard you can tell if your partner is having an affair by their excuses for being absent.
I would tell my wife, but she's taking the ferret to midnight yodelling lessons.
I would tell my wife, but she's taking the ferret to midnight yodelling lessons.
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears;
“ You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side
You know what?”
“What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
”I think you’re bad luck.”
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears;
“ You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side
You know what?”
“What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
”I think you’re bad luck.”
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