In a Glasgow Butcher's shop
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In a Glasgow Butcher's shop
The butcher has just come back through from his cold store, and is standing with his back against the heater, thawing himself out.
A customer comes in and says....
"Is that your Ayrshire bacon?"
A customer comes in and says....
"Is that your Ayrshire bacon?"
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Re: In a Glasgow Butcher's shop
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, you're right the steaks are too high."
Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
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Re: In a Glasgow Butcher's shop
Kendhni wrote:I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, "No, you're right the steaks are too high."
Tommy Cooper
....and the 8 legs of Venison were two deer!