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…. especially the Oz red Shiraz
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towny44 wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 15:41
Manoverboard wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 15:04
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Not so much old enough Moby, but with all my ailments I get free. Had the jab in September, not that its done me much good.

Just wish I could get rid of this bl**dy headache :sick:
September you say …. the good stuff doesn't get released til October :shifty:

ps … Drinking plenty of water can help shift headaches :angel:
.......or cutting down on the wine.
Now you're just being silly.....

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Manoverboard wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 15:04
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Manoverboard wrote:
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No excuse, he's gotta to be old enough to have had a flu jab … just saying 8-)

Not so much old enough Moby, but with all my ailments I get free. Had the jab in September, not that its done me much good.

Just wish I could get rid of this bl**dy headache :sick:
September you say …. the good stuff doesn't get released til October :shifty:

ps … Drinking plenty of water can help shift headaches :angel:
Trust me to get the watered down stuff.

Head now gone helped by night sweating. Up and about resting and watching tv today. No staff though so I'll have to try and crawl to the kitchen for any required sustence :)

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towny44 wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 15:41
Manoverboard wrote:
04 Nov 2019, 15:04
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04 Nov 2019, 10:08



Not so much old enough Moby, but with all my ailments I get free. Had the jab in September, not that its done me much good.

Just wish I could get rid of this bl**dy headache :sick:
September you say …. the good stuff doesn't get released til October :shifty:

ps … Drinking plenty of water can help shift headaches :angel:
.......or cutting down on the wine.


Steady on John, there are limits. Although alcohol and food have been the last thing on my mind these last few days.

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It really must be Man Flu. :sick:
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Ray B wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 13:49
It really must be Man Flu. :sick:
It might be carbon monoxide poisoning from his wood burning stove??
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Have monitors for that.

I know how this bloke felt now
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk
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Stephen wrote:
05 Nov 2019, 15:10
Have monitors for that.

I know how this bloke felt now
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk
Is that similar to the milk monitors that we used to have in school?
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Home again had a good time, shall do a report when I have had time to catch my breathe!! It was all about the destination (Australia)

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Welcome back. :wave:

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Don't follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you :thumbup: (quote)
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That makes me your leader then.

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Not quite

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Not by a long chalk, whatever that is?
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It's a long white line....with you behind it.

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I was in the Marina Terrace yesterday with my wallet unlocked but did Stephen turn up so I could buy a round? No. I can only assume the invitation I sent must have been lost in the post. A bit like Keefy chocolates.

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That old chestnut.

I'm surprised you still remember the combination to your wallet which shuts tighter than a great whites jaw :D

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Are you saying Mervs wallet is like an onion.
Every time he opens it, he cries :lol:
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Are you saying Mervs wallet is like an onion.
Every time he opens it, he cries :lol:

Even Albert Hattersley found it a challenge :D

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It's an antique. One has to be careful not to disturb the patina.

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Mervyn and Trish wrote:
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It's an antique. One has to be careful not to disturb the patina.
I'll bet you've still got paper fivers in it, and maybe the odd 10 Bob note.
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towny44 wrote:
10 Nov 2019, 18:15
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
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It's an antique. One has to be careful not to disturb the patina.
I'll bet you've still got paper fivers in it, and maybe the odd 10 Bob note.
And a couple of groats and a threepenny bit.

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I liked the threepenny bit. I think I've still got some somewhere in my old coin collection

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You could get a tram into town, a pint and a bag of chips, go to the pictures and still have change.
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Silver sixpence gets my vote😃

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Thinking of coins does anyone else find that Sainsbury's self check out tills seem to have a surfeit of 5p pieces as change, I always get 4 of the pesky things when it gives me 20p change, never get any 10ps.
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Never use self check out tills, not been trained and do not have the qualifications. :wtf:
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Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks

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Elderly Welshman accused of battering his wife :o
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Was she battered to death.

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Stephen wrote:
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Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks
That's not a food bank Stephen. It's a skip.
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Mervyn and Trish wrote:
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Stephen wrote:
11 Nov 2019, 11:52
Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks
That's not a food bank Stephen. It's a skip.

We only rummage skips when we feel like going all posh.

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As Stephen is at his party please allow me.
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To what?

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Be in me rightful position of cause.
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Ah …. at the back you mean ?
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of the front

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of the bottom

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before the top

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goes round the

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Hang on. Is this three word story?

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Nope its the Laurel and Hardy show.
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Yes it is. I will sit back and relax while you all go and hone your act.
See if you can make me laugh :lol:
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I tried but cannot make you laugh …. I can make me laugh though :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Laugh? I almost had hysterics.

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Manoverboard wrote:
11 Nov 2019, 15:36
Elderly Welshman accused of battering his wife :o
It seems he may be innocent after all … I blame the lodger :angel:
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She just happen to slip on some oil and went head first into the fryer. An easy mistake, could happen to anyone.

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I know it's not a funny story but there is something curiously comical about "The Chipoteria"
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No licence sir.......then move on please.

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Back to Blighty today. After two weeks of 20 plus degrees and sunshine I fear it may be a shock!

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