Last One to Post Wins

[paultheagle]

What chess piece would he put on?

[Ray B]

Chest piece Paul, makes a hairless chest hairy.

[Stephen]

You’ve been peeking you perv

[Ray B]

Sorry, can't help it after watching you skip around your garden in Mervs pink tutu.

[Stephen]

Bl**dy spy satellites

[Mervyn and Trish]

Did you nick it off my washing line? Did you take the thong too?

[Stephen]

First time I've seen a thong with a money belt.

[Ray B]

Oh my dear lord, you didn't handle them, did you. You can't imagine what's be in them.

[Stephen]

Gold doubloons stamped property of the BBC as far as I can tell.

[Ray B]

Where has the sun gone this morning. Gray cloud and cool

[Stephen]

I've got it. More cloud than sun at the moment though

[Mervyn and Trish]

Here we are in Southampton then ahead of boarding QV later. Spent the night at the Southampton Harbour Hotel. Very nice. Definitely a cut above Premier Inn. Room facilities include robes, slippers and free gin. Though tonic is £3 a bottle. However, prices to match. Trish may have to create a diversion while I leg it out the back door.

[Stephen]

Looks nice Merv but maybe a bit too modern for my liking, and yes, prices to match. But then when your on a BBC pension why not

Have a great cruise.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Thanks. Got to spend it quick in case I bump into Poole Boy in the bar.

[Stephen]

Don't forget to leave your card in the cabin.

Where in the world are you going.

[Ray B]

Clue, he had a port added.

[Stephen]

Clue, he had a port added.

Isn't Vostochny a bit nippy this time of year.

[Ray B]

Comrade, not if you layer up.

[Stephen]

Lay her up where

[Mervyn and Trish]

Och aye the noo. Good morning from QV is sunny Scotland. Great cruise so far but we sometimes forget one of the advantages of P&O. We had £340 OBC in this cruise. I say had because it was wiped out, and more, as soon as they charged gratuities to our account!

[Ray B]

Get your wallet out and stop moaning, you will go on these posh ships.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Wallet? Nope. No idea? What's one of those? Must have forgotten to pack it. Going ashore today to smuggle cheap tonics and sandwiches aboard. Very little food available. Do they take English money here or do I need groats?

[Manoverboard]

Ashore ... where ?

Some prefer goats to groats, apart from John of course.

[Stephen]

Get your wallet out and stop moaning, you will go on these posh ships.

Merv will make the Scots feel like Rockefeller when he goes ashore

[Mervyn and Trish]

So if anyone wants to pop in for a drink I'm in the bar now with Voyage Card poised (this is Cunard you know so nothing so common as a Cruise Card). Don't say I never offer.