Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

Wow, this event could be bigger than any of us imagined, do I detect Merv using folding

[Stephen]

Knowing him it’ll just be a practice run.
Those padlocks will snap shut quicker than you can say Fort Knox.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just spent a couple of pleasant hours with Mr and Mrs Towny. Wallet safely returned to vault. Therapy begins tomorrow.

[Ray B]

Well done Merv, glad you had an enjoyable time. I just hope that Towny did not go weak in the knees at being in your presence and forgetting himself, to utter, "no, no, Merv, allow me to get these in".

[Mervyn and Trish]

To be honest, and keep this between ourselves, last time we met anyone here it was Stephen, and it was Mrs S who got her purse out. I don't think he's allowed money.....

[Stephen]

I’m like am Royalty, never carry the stuff.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Are you real or the spare?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Anyway the good news is the doctor says I should be recovered by August.

[Stephen]

I heard on the news security was tight with all roads closed while the wallet opening ceremony took place.

[Mervyn and Trish]

The good news is it was only Euros, not real money.

[towny44]

Merv, thanks for a lovely day yesterday, and you will be pleased to know that my phone now seems to be working OK, maybe it was your magnetic presence that caused its problems yesterday.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It was a funny moment as we spoke on the phone only to realise we were about 10 yards apart!

[Stephen]

Merv, thanks for a lovely day yesterday, and you will be pleased to know that my phone now seems to be working OK, maybe it was your magnetic presence that caused its problems yesterday.

More likely caused from all the padlocks on his wallet.

[Ray B]

The days are now longer than the nights today.
In case you didn't realise.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I can't stay awake long enough to notice...

[Ray B]

Understandable Merv, you've had a stressful week, time to relax and quietly reflect on the joy from entertaining visitors to your island paradise. 🏝

[Mervyn and Trish]

Thank you for your concern Ray. Maybe next year you can time your cruise to personally inspect my wallet's next outing?

Meanwhile it's back to Blighty on Monday. Has it stopped raining yet?

[Ray B]

Cold. .

[Stephen]

It’s supposed to be raining, but as usual good old BBC couldn’t predict a pi** up in a brewery.

But as Ray mentioned, it’s cold and breezy.

[Ray B]

Bins are one day early this week in our area.
Just in case you're not interested.

[Ray B]

Bins are one day later this week.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Bins as normal here today. It only varies at Christmas and New Year in the North Southlands.

[Stephen]

Same here.

[towny44]

Ours due on Wednesdays, so won't know till tomorrow afternoon if they are running late.

[Ray B]

Anglian Water has just announced there will be no hose pipe bans this summer.