Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Do you have a spec savers near you

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry. Can you type that bigger please?

[Manoverboard]

She was doing her community service. But weirdly she thought you were lovely.

Having also met yon baldy may one enquire if she would like a second opinion ?

[Stephen]

Shut it grandad

The ladies know class when they see it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Shut it grandad

The ladies know class when they see it.

That's why she married me.

[Stephen]

Black Friday!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Isn't that racist?

[towny44]

Black Friday!

I thought it was supposed to be the first Friday after thanksgiving which is next Thursday.

[Stephen]

Everything has been brought forward. It's Easter next Sunday

[Mervyn and Trish]

I thought that was Halloween?

[Stephen]

That's next month

[Mervyn and Trish]

After St George's Day?

[Stephen]

Curry tonight................stand clear

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll stay up wind for a couple of days

[Stephen]

The all clear siren just sounded.

[Ray B]

So, carrying on, from a wet start it look like it is brightening up, the wind seems to have dropped.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Especially in Essex.....

[Manoverboard]

East Malden constituency

[Stephen]

the select end of the country

[towny44]

the select end of the country

Wont you be washed away when global warming melts the ice caps?

[Stephen]

the select end of the country

Wont you be washed away when global warming melts the ice caps?

My ashes might

[towny44]

the select end of the country

Wont you be washed away when global warming melts the ice caps?

My ashes might

You don't believe extinction rebellion's view that its imminent then, or are you preparing for your wake already?

[Happydays]

Well it's all late anyway, Al Gore predicted in his documentary that the ice caps would melt by 2007

[towny44]

Well it's all late anyway, Al Gore predicted in his documentary that the ice caps would melt by 2007

Good grief is it really 12 years since that?

[Stephen]

Quite a good idea having your wake before you snuff it.