Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Morning .

[towny44]

Morning Pop Pickers

As an aging DJ aren't you a bit worried that a gaggle of old biddies might accuse you of ancient inappropriate behaviour??

[Ray B]

Do you know something interesting Towny.? We have all pricked our ears up.

[Stephen]

I tripped and my hand slipped of the stylus and up her jacksie M' lud

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Pop Pickers

As an aging DJ aren't you a bit worried that a gaggle of old biddies might accuse you of ancient inappropriate behaviour??

If only I could remember that far back!

[Ray B]

May I refer to post. #44531

[Mervyn and Trish]

You may but I might forget why I'm there by the time I've scrolled up.

[Manoverboard]

By the time you've scrolled up what ?

[Ray B]

Don't worry Moby, he's forgot.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Who's Moby?

[Stephen]

Isn't he a whale with a certain surname

[Manoverboard]

It's just a nickname ... whistles innocently

[Mervyn and Trish]

Moby Nick?

[Stephen]

I thought it was D*ck

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ah, a dickname, not a nickname. I wonder if it's normal to give your man bits a name? Does Mobietta know?

[Manoverboard]

Dickery, Dickery d**k Dock the mouse ran up the _ _ _ _ ?

[Stephen]

ladder. .

[Manoverboard]

Correct ...

[Bensham33]

Who is....

[Stephen]

you is .

[towny44]

no I am........

[Stephen]

not this time

[Bensham33]

What time.

[towny44]

My time.......

[Manoverboard]

is nine o'clock