Three Word Story

[Manoverboard]

guessing how long

[Mervyn and Trish]

it is until

[mavismumakrill]

Father Christmas arrives

[Stephen]

with his sack

[Manoverboard]

of fresh cauliflowers

[Stephen]

to throw at

[Happydays]

Pollsters who knock

[Manoverboard]

nice people's doors

[Stephen]

in with hobnail

[mavismumakrill]

boots attached to

[Mervyn and Trish]

their lace petticoats

[Stephen]

which cover strange

[Manoverboard]

tattoos depicting the

[Stephen]

Monty Python scene

[Manoverboard]

where SPAM is

[Mervyn and Trish]

blocked by filters

[Manoverboard]

and can openers

[Stephen]

from Johnny Heinz

[mavismumakrill]

and his beans

[Stephen]

meanz friends from

[Mervyn and Trish]

other planets where

[Stephen]

parliament should be

[Mervyn and Trish]

sent for retraining

[Stephen]

on listening skills

[Manoverboard]

and basket weaving