Three Word Story

[Stephen]

old boiler wife

[Mervyn and Trish]

getting tanked up

[Stephen]

and leaking steam

[Mervyn and Trish]

from her iron

[mavismumakrill]

curling tongs from

[Stephen]

wigs R us.

[Manoverboard]

in Wiggington, Staffs

[Stephen]

the home of

[Mervyn and Trish]

Wiggie the wig

[Manoverboard]

and his heir

[Stephen]

was brushed aside

[Mervyn and Trish]

and was set

[Stephen]

in concrete ready

[PetuniaPotts]

to be stamped

[Mervyn and Trish]

first class and

[Manoverboard]

posted to the

[Stephen]

neighbour next door

[Mervyn and Trish]

to the weirdo

[Manoverboard]

who usually wears

[Stephen]

old ladies clothes

[Mervyn and Trish]

over his pyjamas

[Manoverboard]

which have Teddies

[mavismumakrill]

on shelves around

[Mervyn and Trish]

his bondage room

[Stephen]

as prizes for