Three Word Story

[Manoverboard]

Calamity cruisers looking

[Stephen]

sheepish at Onelife

[Mervyn and Trish]

and wondering why

[Stephen]

he'd been barred

[Mervyn and Trish]

from playing bingo

[Bensham33]

he kept shouting

[Mervyn and Trish]

about curry parties

[Stephen]

and crossing legs

[Mervyn and Trish]

to avoid peeing

[Manoverboard]

over the waiter

[Stephen]

from a height

[Bensham33]

of over six

[Mervyn and Trish]

decks and three

[Happydays]

Blind mice and

[towny44]

a knife wielding

[Stephen]

Goldie who complained

[Manoverboard]

that her woggle

[Stephen]

didn’t wiggle enough

[Bensham33]

when she giggle

[Mervyn and Trish]

with a piggle

[Manoverboard]

what a pickle

[Bensham33]

said the onion

[Stephen]

to the cheesey

[towny44]

Wotsit squashed on

[Mervyn and Trish]

the promenade deck