Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

the Goldie buffet

[Stephen]

very rarely frequented

[Mervyn and Trish]

by members here

[Bensham33]

or anywhere else.

[Mervyn and Trish]

In Bognor Regis

[towny44]

, Royal Leamington Spa

[Happydays]

Where Goldies retired

[Mervyn and Trish]

to bed early

[Stephen]

with a good

[Manoverboard]

old knees-up before

[towny44]

Collapsing in exhaustion

[Ray B]

After ravenous sex

[Stephen]

in pound land

[Manoverboard]

multi storey carpark

[Bensham33]

opposite the Odeon

[Mervyn and Trish]

where their Aunty

[Stephen]

meets the sailors

[Mervyn and Trish]

for a quick

[Bensham33]

back row snog

[Mervyn and Trish]

with the Vicar

[Manoverboard]

and his dog

[Ray B]

who likes boys

[Happydays]

with clean hands

[Manoverboard]

and dirty knees

[Ray B]

climbing large trees