Three Word Story

[Happydays]

Truck driver and

[Mervyn and Trish]

his "niece" who

[allatc]

blew kisses at

[mavismumakrill]

the captain's table

[Happydays]

Where they were

[Stephen]

trying on different

[Happydays]

Incontinence pants and

[Stephen]

while dribbling over

[Manoverboard]

an Officer who

[Mervyn and Trish]

had a twelve

[Stephen]

inch solid length

[Manoverboard]

baguette from Tescos

[Mervyn and Trish]

stuffed with soft

[Happydays]

Ripe bananas and

[allatc]

pickled gherkins marinated

[Happydays]

In red wine

[Stephen]

to use in.

[allatc]

emergencies such as

[Mervyn and Trish]

canapés running out

[Manoverboard]

and dancing along

[Mervyn and Trish]

the road to

[Stephen]

show me the

[Happydays]

way to go .......

[Stephen]

to the brothel

[Happydays]

Behind the first