Three Word Story

[allatc]

whilst attempting to

[Manoverboard]

tie their shoe-laces

[Stephen]

with they're walking

[Mervyn and Trish]

sticks nailed to

[Manoverboard]

their wooden legs

[allatc]

thereby preventing any

[Stephen]

table top contamination

[Mervyn and Trish]

or fighting with

[allatc]

inferior grade passengers

[Stephen]

who don't queue

[Manoverboard]

for the toilets

[Stephen]

or use paper

[mavismumakrill]

hats at Christmas

[Stephen]

because they slide

[Mervyn and Trish]

under the table

[mavismumakrill]

With the riff-raff

[Happydays]

Having fun with

[Stephen]

the headliner girls

[allatc]

drinking horlicks and

[Mervyn and Trish]

sleeping until after

[Stephen]

4am, then breakfast

[Mervyn and Trish]

in the bilges

[Stephen]

pumping away on

[mavismumakrill]

fat man's stomach

[Stephen]

with one hand