Three Word Story

[Stephen]

deep fried with

[Manoverboard]

Burmese as sides

[Mervyn and Trish]

of bacon and

[Stephen]

lots of mushrooms

[Mervyn and Trish]

covered with custard

[Happydays]

Had a strange

[Stephen]

look of something

[Manoverboard]

resembling a sausage

[Mervyn and Trish]

dog from Dagenham

[Stephen]

where dogging is

[Manoverboard]

the e-s-sex preference

[Stephen]

for Dorset cliental

[Mervyn and Trish]

desperate to have

[mavismumakrill]

a general election

[Happydays]

To be ignored

[Stephen]

for ever and

[Mervyn and Trish]

even longer than

[Happydays]

This topic is

[Manoverboard]

likely to be

[Stephen]

going from what

[Happydays]

The looser said

[Stephen]

to gamblers anonymous

[Mervyn and Trish]

who bet him

[Stephen]

three sausages that

[Mervyn and Trish]

the chips would