Three Word Story

[Stephen]

idea until suddenly

[paultheagle]

the penny dropped

[Manoverboard]

from Merv's purse

[Stephen]

then quickly returned

[Mervyn and Trish]

when he realised

[Ray B]

by frantically diving

[Stephen]

for the padlock

[Ray B]

but the padlock

[Stephen]

has been stolen

[paultheagle]

by the barman

[Manoverboard]

in't Lockpicker's Arms

[Stephen]

the home of

[paultheagle]

Doris the barman

[Stephen]

who has often

[paultheagle]

served short measures

[Stephen]

to Irish dwarfs

[Ray B]

and short changed

[Stephen]

the seven dwarfs

[paultheagle]

especially on Saturdays

[Stephen]

when half price

[Manoverboard]

did not apply

[Ray B]

to height challenged

[Stephen]

garden gnomes at

[paultheagle]

The Lockpickers Arms

[Stephen]

where Merv frequents