The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Happydays]

In that case I'll have one

[Stephen]

It's okay it's my round. ......

Dont do things like that Merv. I nearly had a Sean Connery

[Stephen]

It's a scorcher here today at Maldon Towers

[Happydays]

Nice here as well and the wind has dropped

[Stephen]

dropped what

[Mervyn and Trish]

New hot water system fitted and working

[Stephen]

Does that mean Trish won't be letting off so much steam now.

[Mervyn and Trish]

She only gets mad at me when I'm a plonker.

So only most days really.......

[Happydays]

She only gets mad at me when I'm a plonker.

So only most days really.......

You said it!

[Stephen]

That sort of talk can................get you a promotion.

[Happydays]

Hospital appointment this morning, stress levels shall rise due to trying to find a parking space

[Stephen]

Hospital appointment this morning, stress levels shall rise due to trying to find a parking space

Good luck. I know what hospital parking is like......a bl**dy nightmare.

[Happydays]

Took our dog for a haircut today, she looks slimmer now

[Stephen]

I'm having my ears lowered in a while (shouldn't take long). I wonder if I'll get the same affect

[towny44]

Took our dog for a haircut today, she looks slimmer now

I must try that myself!

[Stephen]

Nope, it didn't work, still a fatty

[Manoverboard]

Eat less, move more ….. fatty

[Stephen]

Just arrived in Devon. Barby on the go and about to open a bottle of red wine. Will that help

[Manoverboard]

Just arrived in Devon. Barby on the go and about to open a bottle of red wine. Will that help

Sounds good to me … we're having Thai Red Curry and a bottle of chilled white.

[Stephen]

Nice one. Perfect day for it

[Manoverboard]

Chucking it down with rain today so it's Roast Beef and Yorkshires etc …. and a bottle of Oz Shiraz

[Mervyn and Trish]

Currently on "Old Git Tour" with my brothers to mark my birthday with a 0 on the end. Fabulous weather until this morning. Now persisting down. May stay in bed till my next birthday.

[Happydays]

Still dry here but rain forecast

[Stephen]

Currently on "Old Git Tour" with my brothers to mark my birthday with a 0 on the end. Fabulous weather until this morning. Now persisting down. May stay in bed till my next birthday.

Cr*p weather here as well in down town Devon. Off out for lunch in a while with family.

Never had you down for a ninety year old Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

Currently on "Old Git Tour" with my brothers to mark my birthday with a 0 on the end. Fabulous weather until this morning. Now persisting down. May stay in bed till my next birthday.

Cr*p weather here as well in down town Devon. Off out for lunch in a while with family.

Never had you down for a ninety year old Merv

No, I do look good on it. If I take my glasses off anyway. .....