The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Rock cakes, that takes me back. Love them

[Manoverboard]

With loadsa sultanas soaked overnight in rum …. shlurp !!

[towny44]

Would you believe it we have just received our first ever Peninsular calendar and Christmas card, I now feel as though we really belong.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes. But to whom?

[Stephen]

The Northern satanic cult is my guess.

[Stephen]

Sitting here sipping bubbly celebrating Mrs S 60th birthday.

[towny44]

Happy Birthday Mrs S, hope it's a good one and that Stephen behaves himself.

[Manoverboard]

What time does Mrs S get back home … ?

[Stephen]

I've given her the day off today.

[Mervyn and Trish]

She'll be home in 2023, I heard......

[Manoverboard]

… on a Wednesday it is rumoured ...

[Stephen]

I'll have moved by then

[Mervyn and Trish]

Exlax does wonders

[towny44]

That's a load of crap.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Said Winnie the Pooh

[towny44]

Said Winnie the Pooh

Surely not!!!!

[Stephen]

said tigger. .

[Manoverboard]

rather than Trigger

[Jan Rosser]

Just having a break at Strensham services on my way oop north to spend Christmas with my son and family. My granddaughter has been visiting so I have her company- the worst part to come - M6 - wish me luck

[Stephen]

Never to be seen again

[towny44]

Just having a break at Strensham services on my way oop north to spend Christmas with my son and family. My granddaughter has been visiting so I have her company- the worst part to come - M6 - wish me luck

Jan, hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a happy cruising New Year.

[Stephen]

You do know she's going up North John. Not sure Merry and Happy go together

[Mervyn and Trish]

I hope she's had her jabs

[Stephen]

Her first mistake was stopping at the service station. It might be the bus from there on.

[Mervyn and Trish]

If there is one that still has its wheels.