The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

I've felt like it a few times believe me. Only another week or two to go. At least it's a bit quieter now all the demolition work has been done. It always fascinates me watching someone plastering. Very skilled.

[Manoverboard]

Years ago we had some plastering done but it all fell off shortly after ...

Seems they should have used a bonding type of plaster on our painted brickwork.

[Stephen]

Did he turn up on a pony and trap

[Stephen]

Haven’t seen Merv about recently. No doubt skiving again

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm under cover.

[Stephen]

Argh I see. Mums the word

[Manoverboard]

Still in bed more like ..... but hopefully not poorly

[Stephen]

Still in bed more like ..... but hopefully not poorly

But does Trish know

[Mervyn and Trish]

She does now!!!!!

[Mervyn and Trish]

But no, not poorly. Relaxing in the sun in paradise

[Stephen]

You've brought yourself a home solarium for the bedroom

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do you think I'm made of money?

[Manoverboard]

Yes ... is that the correct answer ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not exactly.

[Stephen]

Do you think I'm made of money?

It sounds like it.

My butler said he’d heard your taking on extra staff for the new wing of the estate

[Mervyn and Trish]

Did he give in his notice? He's my new Junior Footman.

[Stephen]

Quiet around here today.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Has Mrs S lost her voice?

[Stephen]

If only. .

[Manoverboard]

If she did then who would be there to tell you what to do ....

[Stephen]

The cat. .

[Manoverboard]

... ah, I see, so you're third in line

[Mervyn and Trish]

You forgot the woman next door. Fourth, at best.....

[Manoverboard]

... plus her four dogs and a budgie of course so now it's 9th pushing 10th ...

[Stephen]

... plus her four dogs and a budgie of course so now it's 9th pushing 10th ...

If I'm lucky....oh no I forgot, that's the neighbours hedghog