The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Now your talking

[Stephen]

Anyone want a bad left knee. I can do you a good price.

[Stephen]

They walk among us.

It’s minus god knows outside and I’ve just seen some idiot with a bobble hat a coat ….wearing shorts, walking his dog.

Probably a postman on his day off.

[Manoverboard]

Good grief, fancy wearing a bobble hat

[Mervyn and Trish]

What sort of dog?

[Stephen]

A small one

[Stephen]

If you suffer with sea sickness don’t look………but you will

A little rough

https://fb.watch/hkjKvH1N1v/

[Stephen]

Bump. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

That's your no claims gone

[Stephen]

Bu99er. .

[Stephen]

I can thoroughly recommend M&S Bramley apple hot cross buns.

[Mervyn and Trish]

My dog liked her walk

[Stephen]

New BBQ arriving in an hour

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Pop Pickers

[towny44]

Morning Merv, when will you be doing a Ken Bruce and ranting against the wicked Beeb?

[Stephen]

When hell freezes over I expect

Lovely morning again.

[Stephen]

I wish we could do away with the bl**dy irritating delay between posting posts.

[towny44]

Where is Onelife, is he banned to the naughty step, or is he on holiday somewhere without wi fi?

[Stephen]

I sent him a PM a few days ago asking how he is but no response yet.

[Manoverboard]

He looks in periodically but isn't posting ... I also have a PM unanswered

[Mervyn and Trish]

Come back Keefie. You might be misguided about the Monarchy and give rubbish racing tips but we love you anyway. And the chocs are running low.

[Stephen]

Well todays the day.

Popping along to my second home mid morning so Mr private NHS can have a rummage round my knee with his box of tricks.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Good luck with that. Will you still be able to play the piano after?

[Stephen]

No, but grovelling should be much easier.

[Stephen]

Now have my ar*else’s gown on waiting for the consultant to get back from the pub.

Should all go well