Christmas Cruise to Caribbean

[david63]

I'm not a Goldie!

[qbman1]

Until you reach the check-in desk, there is absolutely no differentiation between important Goldies and ordinary mortals so dear FK must have been terribly unlucky

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's okay David. Your secret's safe with us.

And Cubie. Yes. That sounds fair

[qbman1]

I'm always fair - you know that (except where rabbits and rats are concerned)

[Mervyn and Trish]

If you're working alphabetically stand by for the rhinos

[towny44]

Well we're not Goldies or Caribou or whatever they're called now. We're steerage. And our most recent experience, arriving for our allocated time, the waiting time for CPS was approximately nil and we were on board, in our cabin, about 20 mins after arriving at the terminal.

Yes but your views don't count either because you're definitely on P&O's payroll.

[Mervyn and Trish]

20 minutes is 20 minutes.

[qbman1]

Well we're not Goldies or Caribou or whatever they're called now. We're steerage. And our most recent experience, arriving for our allocated time, the waiting time for CPS was approximately nil and we were on board, in our cabin, about 20 mins after arriving at the terminal.

Yes but your views don't count either because you're definitely on P&O's payroll.

Now why are you feeling so bitter and twisted today ? Would it help to unburden yourself ?!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Don't get him started. ........