It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15988
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The wife asked me if i want to run upstairs and make mad passionate love with her.
I said, sorry love. At my age I can't do both.
I said, sorry love. At my age I can't do both.
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15988
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A policeman pulled me over driving home from the pub yesterday, and asked "excuse me Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Why, is there a fat bird in my car?"
"Why, is there a fat bird in my car?"
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15988
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL MY AMERICAN FRIENDS....
It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range
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It's Mum not Mom
It's crisps not chips
It's chips not fries
It's football not soccer
It's rugby not football
It's school not shooting range
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Onelife
- Captain
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I've left the baby on the bus"
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Ray Scully
- Senior First Officer
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- Location: Lancashire
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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