Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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Post by Stephen » 17 May 2019, 08:43

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Post by Stephen » 17 May 2019, 08:44

Young people: Worried because you are on zero hours, minimum wage contracts and can't afford to buy a house?

Become me when I was 21 and didn't have an iPhone, iPad, WiFi, computer, 72inch plasma screen, Sky TV, holidays abroad or car. You'll soon manage, same as I did.

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"Certainly," I replied. "My wife's best friend on Monday and Tuesday, my secretary Wednesdays and Thursdays, the cleaner on Friday night and the babysitter over the weekend."

"Very nice," said the doctor. "But when I asked if your affairs were in order...."

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Post by Stephen » 17 May 2019, 10:43

Martin Clunes has been axed from an animal charity after being seen riding an elephant.

Bit harsh I thought, she might not be Kate Moss, but Caroline Quentin's not that fat.

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Post by Stephen » 17 May 2019, 12:40

After filming our own porn video, my wife said "we need something appropriate that also sounds like a proper film title, what shall we call it?"

I said "Enter the Dragon?"


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Post by Ray B » 17 May 2019, 18:16

The police have just pulled me over and said, "papers? "
I said, "scissors" and drove off.
I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes.

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