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Friday morning "Morning All"
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Post by Stephen » 07 Jun 2019, 06:49

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It's Friday Fun Time



My next door neighbour came round and said, "I'm so sorry about your wife, I've just heard about the car crash. Are you going to be ok?"



"I'm fine," I repllied. "The insurance company have given me a courtesy car."
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Post by Stephen » 07 Jun 2019, 06:53

Paddy pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning looking girl.

Paddy smiles at her and winds his window down.

She smiles back and winds her window down.

Paddy says ' have you farted as well?'

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Post by Stephen » 07 Jun 2019, 07:07

I asked in the bookshop for a book about anal sex.

"I'll have a look round the back," said the assistant.

I said "That's the one."

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oldbluefox wrote:
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She said last week that she wouldnt feel comfortable in a room with Trump, she need not worry..Donald likes his women....Young, good looking and sexy...
Quo Fas et Gloria Ducunt

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Post by Stephen » 07 Jun 2019, 15:50

Have you been a victim of faulty double glazing?
You could be entitled to condensation.

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Post by Stephen » 07 Jun 2019, 16:07

Finally found something today my wife looks good in.

The distance.

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