Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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Post by Stephen » 14 Jun 2019, 08:30

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Post by Stephen » 14 Jun 2019, 08:31

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."

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Post by Stephen » 14 Jun 2019, 08:34

"If yes is the answer, what is the question?" asked my wife with a twinkle in her eye.

"I know this, " I answered, "does my bum look big in this?"

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Post by Stephen » 14 Jun 2019, 11:17

My claim to fame is that I once had an argument with Patrick Swayze over how to make a curry. He said, "Nobody puts bayleaf in a korma."

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Post by Stephen » 14 Jun 2019, 14:48

There's one thing I've never been able to understand about asteroids... How exactly do they enhance your performance?

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Post by Mervyn and Trish » 14 Jun 2019, 15:55

You don't want to sit down with them that's for sure! :lol: :lol:

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Post by Stephen » 14 Jun 2019, 16:34

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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