Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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I have such a caring, generous, and thoughtful wife.
I came home early the other day; she’d bought me a new suit and carefully draped it over the chair in our bedroom.

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For Christmas last year I got given Sudoku toilet paper. It’s useless. You can only fill it in with number ones and number twos.

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I suggested 69 to my wife.

She told me to 'F' off, we'll keep the thermostat at 74 as usual......

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Liverpool fans kicking off outside Anfield, arrests made. Police Chief said “It’s disgraceful, I’m not having this every 30 years

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oldbluefox wrote:
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Liverpool fans kicking off outside Anfield, arrests made. Police Chief said “It’s disgraceful, I’m not having this every 30 years
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Just been sacked for no reason from my job as an accountant.

I'm gutted.

I've been there since 2005.!!

What a waste of 18 years....

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Mervyn and Trish wrote:
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Just been sacked for no reason from my job as an accountant.

I'm gutted.

I've been there since 2005.!!

What a waste of 18 years....
You graduated along with Diane Abbot I assume?
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Did you know the actor Yul Brynner was a lifelong Liverpool fan and never wore aftershave?

That's right Yul never wore cologne.

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Mulligan inquires, “What's the wifi password?”
Paddy the barman replies, “You need to buy a drink first.”

“Right,” says Mulligan, “I’ll have a Jameson.”
“That will be £7.00”

Mulligan pays źPaddy and again asks, “What’s the wifi password?”

Paddy says, “'youneedtobuyadrinkfirst',
no spaces, all lowercase.”

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A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and a politician went on a hike

Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen.

They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night.

The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.”

The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.”

The rabbi and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there.

“So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.”

The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn.

The Hindu priest and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there.

“So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.”

The politician said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.”

The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.

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