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I got a bloke from the TV licencing knocking at the door,

"Excuse me sir, have you got a TV in the house? "

"Yes, " I said, " I never knew you needed a licence though, just give us a moment, he's upstairs trying his new frock on."

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. A wife walked in on her husband putting on a condom. “What are you doing?” she asked.

He replied, “Wrapping your Christmas present!”
Don't worry, be happy

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Ray B wrote: 16 Dec 2022, 12:51
. A wife walked in on her husband putting on a condom. “What are you doing?” she asked.

He replied, “Wrapping your Christmas present!”

:D :thumbup:

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With the advances in biofuel, experiments are taking place to run buses on parsley. Eventually, they hope that the trains will run on thyme.




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Elf and his mate Safety won't be too impressed

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Nurses strike means 70,000 appointments, procedures, and surgeries will be LOST in England

Health minister says due to staffing pressures there are only enough resources to treat channel-crossing migrants

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Wives and girl friends are organising a strike day where women won't do anything
Thank god I know how to make sandwiches
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Danny is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Mick, is wearing an earring. Danny knows Mick to be a normally conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

Danny walks up to Mick and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an earring," Mick replies sheepishly.

Danny falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

Mick replied, "Ever since my wife found it in my car."

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