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I got a bloke from the TV licencing knocking at the door,
"Excuse me sir, have you got a TV in the house? "
"Yes, " I said, " I never knew you needed a licence though, just give us a moment, he's upstairs trying his new frock on."
"Excuse me sir, have you got a TV in the house? "
"Yes, " I said, " I never knew you needed a licence though, just give us a moment, he's upstairs trying his new frock on."
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. A wife walked in on her husband putting on a condom. “What are you doing?” she asked.
He replied, “Wrapping your Christmas present!”
He replied, “Wrapping your Christmas present!”
Don't worry, be happy
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With the advances in biofuel, experiments are taking place to run buses on parsley. Eventually, they hope that the trains will run on thyme.
It'll never happen
It'll never happen
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NEIGBOUR CHECKING CHIMNEY IN ANTICIPATION OF SANTA'S VISIT
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Elf and his mate Safety won't be too impressed
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Nurses strike means 70,000 appointments, procedures, and surgeries will be LOST in England
Health minister says due to staffing pressures there are only enough resources to treat channel-crossing migrants
Health minister says due to staffing pressures there are only enough resources to treat channel-crossing migrants
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Wives and girl friends are organising a strike day where women won't do anything
Thank god I know how to make sandwiches
Thank god I know how to make sandwiches
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Danny is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Mick, is wearing an earring. Danny knows Mick to be a normally conservative guy, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
Danny walks up to Mick and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an earring," Mick replies sheepishly.
Danny falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
Mick replied, "Ever since my wife found it in my car."
Danny walks up to Mick and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an earring," Mick replies sheepishly.
Danny falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
Mick replied, "Ever since my wife found it in my car."