Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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WBW - weak bladder warning.

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WDIPM - Where did I put my :?
Keep smiling, it's good for your well being

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Paddy goes into pub toilet and stands next to a black guy. Glances over and sees this massive 12" c*ck.
"Jaisus, I'd like to have one like that".
"It's easy man, just tie a bit of string to it attached to a brick. In a week or two, you'll see the difference."

A couple of weeks later, he sees Paddy in the street and asks him how the treatment is going.

Paddy is grimacing in pain with tears running down his cheeks and replies,
"It's tough but it's working well. It's already turned black".

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02080490090 have just cold called me. They wanted to talk to me about my recent car accident, was I hurt they asked ?
Yes I said. I got a lot of sympathy and then I was passed to another handler. They took down all my details etc, (all false) and then asked about the accident.
I told them how my car was crushed between 2 Tesco lorries, how the fire fighters cut me out and the paramedics kept me alive while all this was going on. The 'blue light' special to Guys hospital in London as I was too injured to fly.
They asked how serious my injuries were, all the while they were hearing the cash registers ringing. I then gravely told them how I lost my legs. Kerching! Tescos were going to get screwed.
I was then asked if there were any complications. I explained I died a few days later and my funeral is next Thursday.
Apparently, I'm a time wasting asshole............πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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I was wondering where this was going. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Don't worry, be happy

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I just went for a job interview in the fuel industry. They asked me what experience I have.
I explained that I regularly go out robbing people in broad daylight.


I start tomorrow

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Choir boy managed to get his todger caught up in a bell rope. Vicar came and told him off.

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