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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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RAF Scampton, home of The Dambusters, is being considered as a migrant holding facility. One obstacle may sabotage the proposal.
Some nights, they say that the ghost of Guy Gibson can be heard calling his dog...
Some nights, they say that the ghost of Guy Gibson can be heard calling his dog...
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Stephen
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were in their obstetrician's waiting room discussing their pregnancies.
The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant!
The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was in the missionary position when she got pregnant!
All of a sudden the blonde burst into tears. Between sobs the brunette & red head finally got her to tell them why she became so upset. She told them she believes she's going to have puppies!!!!
The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant!
The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was in the missionary position when she got pregnant!
All of a sudden the blonde burst into tears. Between sobs the brunette & red head finally got her to tell them why she became so upset. She told them she believes she's going to have puppies!!!!
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Two men were playing a round golf, one of the men was just about to make his golf swing when he noticed a large funeral group passing by on a nearby road. The man took a step back from his ball, closed his eyes and said a quick prayer.
His playing partner said, “wow that was one of the most beautiful things that I have ever witnessed.” “Well”, the other guy said “I was married to her for 30 years.”
His playing partner said, “wow that was one of the most beautiful things that I have ever witnessed.” “Well”, the other guy said “I was married to her for 30 years.”
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At the 2023 World Womans Conference the first speaker from Canada stood up...
At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.
The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from France stood up:
After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had not only done his own washing but my washing as well.
The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Glasgow stood up:
Efter last year's conference ah went hame and telt ma man that I widnae dae his cookin, cleanin or shoppin' and that he wid hiftde dae it himsel.
Efter the first day ah saw nuthin'. Efter the second day ah saw nuthin'.
But efter the third day I could see a wee bit oot o ma left eye!
At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb.
The crowd cheered.
The second speaker from France stood up:
After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.
After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had not only done his own washing but my washing as well.
The crowd cheered.
The third speaker from Glasgow stood up:
Efter last year's conference ah went hame and telt ma man that I widnae dae his cookin, cleanin or shoppin' and that he wid hiftde dae it himsel.
Efter the first day ah saw nuthin'. Efter the second day ah saw nuthin'.
But efter the third day I could see a wee bit oot o ma left eye!
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