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As you probably know the guards at Buckingham Palace are not supposed to move a muscle. One day one of the guards moved just a bit.
The sergeant rushed over and said, “George, did I see you flinch?” George replied “Yes sir. You see there was a squirrel in the tree. He ran down the tree across the road then straight up me pants leg.”
“I see George,” replied the sergeant. “Is that why you flinched?”
George replied, “No sir. There was another squirrel. He, too, came down the tree across the road and up me leg. So I had two squirrels resting in me crotch.”
The sergeant thought for a moment then said, “And that’s what made you flinch?”
“No sir,” said George. “It was when I heard one say, ‘Let’s have one now and save the other for winter.’”
The sergeant rushed over and said, “George, did I see you flinch?” George replied “Yes sir. You see there was a squirrel in the tree. He ran down the tree across the road then straight up me pants leg.”
“I see George,” replied the sergeant. “Is that why you flinched?”
George replied, “No sir. There was another squirrel. He, too, came down the tree across the road and up me leg. So I had two squirrels resting in me crotch.”
The sergeant thought for a moment then said, “And that’s what made you flinch?”
“No sir,” said George. “It was when I heard one say, ‘Let’s have one now and save the other for winter.’”
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What does the royal family sing to Prince Andrew on his birthday?
“Bah bah black sheep.”
“Bah bah black sheep.”
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Post by OL, referencing our Queen, was deleted
Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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I hope a few got to read it as it had me in stitches
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Was that the one of her having a little time out after the ceremonies ?
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Son told me he saw 2 black birds fighting over bread on the way home from school.
I asked 'where. in the park?'
He said no, in Aldi by the checkouts
I asked 'where. in the park?'
He said no, in Aldi by the checkouts
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