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Unread post by **Stephen** » 02 Mar 2016, 09:25

Onelife wrote:
Yeepee!.....just checked my premium bonds and guess what.....I've won £125

Jammy s*d

Unread post by **qbman1** » 02 Mar 2016, 09:38

Had a leaking milk bottle which flooded the fridge, the floor beneath and most of the rest of the kitchen ! 3rd one in 6 months. Just been to complain to Mr Waitrose (in true Goldie fashion). He gave me a fiver to keep me quiet (which didn't work) so they are sending the latest bottle back to head office for testing (and hopefully massive compo). It's ruined my life !

Unread post by **Stephen** » 02 Mar 2016, 09:50

Just potted up some Piccolo tomato seeds which are now sunbathing on the window sill.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 02 Mar 2016, 10:15

Onelife wrote:
Yeepee!.....just checked my premium bonds and guess what.....I've won £125

Who has the time to check Premium Bond numbers ? I just wait for the happy news to come (infrequently) in the post.

You really need to get out more

Unread post by **Stephen** » 02 Mar 2016, 10:51

Just got back 9GB of missing hard drive space by first removing all but the last system restore points and then using CCleaner (free version)

Unread post by **Onelife** » 02 Mar 2016, 10:55

qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
Yeepee!.....just checked my premium bonds and guess what.....I've won £125
Who has the time to check Premium Bond numbers ? I just wait for the happy news to come (infrequently) in the post.

You really need to get out more

Checking and intercepting the mail keeps my wife from knowing anything about it

Unread post by **Onelife** » 02 Mar 2016, 10:57

No snow here but it's looking awfully dark over Bills house

Unread post by **qbman1** » 02 Mar 2016, 10:59

Onelife wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
Yeepee!.....just checked my premium bonds and guess what.....I've won £125
Who has the time to check Premium Bond numbers ? I just wait for the happy news to come (infrequently) in the post.

You really need to get out more

Checking and intercepting the mail keeps my wife from knowing anything about it

Hope Mrs O doesn't read this then !

I've just had a cheque for nearly a grand from Shell following the sale of BG. Mrs C didn't see it come....now, what can I do with it ?!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 02 Mar 2016, 11:00

Onelife wrote:
No snow here but it's looking awfully dark over Bills house

It is usually Will's Mother's down here

Who the hell is Bill/Will anyway ?!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 02 Mar 2016, 12:05

qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
Yeepee!.....just checked my premium bonds and guess what.....I've won £125
Who has the time to check Premium Bond numbers ? I just wait for the happy news to come (infrequently) in the post.

You really need to get out more

Checking and intercepting the mail keeps my wife from knowing anything about it
Hope Mrs O doesn't read this then !

I've just had a cheque for nearly a grand from Shell following the sale of BG. Mrs C didn't see it come....now, what can I do with it ?!

Cash it.....quick

Unread post by **qbman1** » 02 Mar 2016, 12:21

qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
No snow here but it's looking awfully dark over Bills house
It is usually Will's Mother's down here

Who the hell is Bill/Will anyway ?!

Got me thinking so I did a bit of research on t'internet.

It seems the saying originated in the East Midlands but no one really agrees who Bill was.

My favourite is the theory that as the weather came from predominantly from the south west, they were referring to Will Shakespeare's mother "down south" in Stratford upon Avon

Unread post by **qbman1** » 02 Mar 2016, 12:22

Stephen wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Who has the time to check Premium Bond numbers ? I just wait for the happy news to come (infrequently) in the post.

You really need to get out more

Checking and intercepting the mail keeps my wife from knowing anything about it
Hope Mrs O doesn't read this then !

I've just had a cheque for nearly a grand from Shell following the sale of BG. Mrs C didn't see it come....now, what can I do with it ?!
Cash it.....quick

Don't fret, pet, it's already safely tucked away in the bank !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 02 Mar 2016, 17:24

Home time. Oh, I already am.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 02 Mar 2016, 17:47

qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
Yeepee!.....just checked my premium bonds and guess what.....I've won £125
Who has the time to check Premium Bond numbers ? I just wait for the happy news to come (infrequently) in the post.

You really need to get out more

Checking and intercepting the mail keeps my wife from knowing anything about it
Hope Mrs O doesn't read this then !

I've just had a cheque for nearly a grand from Shell following the sale of BG. Mrs C didn't see it come....now, what can I do with it ?!

You could put a bit aside for Minella Rocco and Djackadm at Cheltenham?

Unread post by **Onelife** » 02 Mar 2016, 17:49

qbman1 wrote:
Onelife wrote:
No snow here but it's looking awfully dark over Bills house
It is usually Will's Mother's down here

Who the hell is Bill/Will anyway ?!

My wife used to go out with a chap called Bill....funny thing is l used to play for the same football team as him but didn't know they had dated till years later.....nothing like passing the ball around hey!

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 02 Mar 2016, 18:01

Question is .... does she call out Bill, or Moby, in her sleep ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 02 Mar 2016, 18:36

Manoverboard wrote:
Question is .... does she call out Bill, or Moby, in her sleep ?

Probably Moby...d**k d**k

Unread post by **Onelife** » 02 Mar 2016, 21:35

Manoverboard wrote:
Question is .... does she call out Bill, or Moby, in her sleep ?

Hi Mob....l have just spoken to my wife and she thinks you must be suffering with some kind of 'wishful thinking syndrome' probably brought on by the onset of alzheimer's.....hopefully not Mob but best get it checked out here....

http://yournationnews.com/i-took-this-1 ... sults-wow/

Stephen.. no point in you taking the test cos l already know what the result will be.

02 Mar 2016, 22:29

...at least he used to know - but has forgotten what is was...

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Mar 2016, 08:06

Onelife wrote:
Manoverboard wrote:
Question is .... does she call out Bill, or Moby, in her sleep ?

Hi Mob....l have just spoken to my wife and she thinks you must be suffering with some kind of 'wishful thinking syndrome' probably brought on by the onset of alzheimer's.....hopefully not Mob but best get it checked out here....

http://yournationnews.com/i-took-this-1 ... sults-wow/

Stephen.. no point in you taking the test cos l already know what the result will be.

Failed miserably

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Mar 2016, 09:19

Bugger! Got a stone chip in my windscreen this morning that had spread to a 40cm crack (and growing) by the time I reached the office

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Mar 2016, 12:00

BBC program DIY SOS. Who pays for that?

Unread post by **towny44** » 03 Mar 2016, 12:03

The Cruise, documentary about life on board Regal Princess Cruise Ship starts tonight 8:30 ITV.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 03 Mar 2016, 12:06

They can't fix my screen until next Thursday. It will probably have dropped out on my lap before then !!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 03 Mar 2016, 12:15

towny44 wrote:
The Cruise, documentary about life on board Regal Princess Cruise Ship starts tonight 8:30 ITV.

Already programmed towny

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