The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Mar 2016, 11:48

New flower bed dug and prepared

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Mar 2016, 11:50

Just been out and spread weed and feed sand on the front grass. Hopefully the imminent rain will wash it in before Monty goes out later on.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 12:08

Dark Knight wrote:
New flower bed dug and prepared

That'll be a magnet for all the neighbourhood cats then !

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Mar 2016, 12:56

qbman1 wrote:
This logic puzzle is doing the rounds:

A bat and ball cost £1.10.

The bat costs one pound more than the ball.

How much does the ball cost?

Answers on a postcard.......

Postcard? That costs more than the bloody ball.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 12:59

Stephen wrote:
Just been out and spread weed and feed sand on the front grass. Hopefully the imminent rain will wash it in before Monty goes out later on.

Just make sure you don't lick your feet either

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 12:59

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
qbman1 wrote:
This logic puzzle is doing the rounds:

A bat and ball cost £1.10.

The bat costs one pound more than the ball.

How much does the ball cost?

Answers on a postcard.......
Postcard? That costs more than the bl**dy ball.

OK, own up - who said 10p ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Mar 2016, 13:01

Random post.....................

New post. Not me

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Mar 2016, 13:05

OK, how much is the ball......before I go mad

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Mar 2016, 13:06

5p .

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 13:08

Stephen wrote:
OK, how much is the ball......before I go mad

Don't listen to Merv - it's a shilling !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Mar 2016, 13:17

Both showers steam cleaned, they are all sparkly now

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 14:21

Stephen wrote:
OK, how much is the ball......before I go mad

It's........ah, too late

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 14:22

Dark Knight wrote:
Both showers steam cleaned, they are all sparkly now

The Lady D shouldn't have let them get into that state in the first place. Has she never heard of cleaning ?!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Mar 2016, 16:22

I think it's high time we stopped this nonsence started getting back to talking about serious cruise stuff......................

as a deafening silence and tumbleweed rolls past.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 16:25

Mrs C wants to spend the weekend at the allotment improving the fences to keep the rabbits out. I think we should just shoot the sods !

Unread post by **RB1961** » 24 Mar 2016, 16:39

Do they still sell a bat and a ball?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 16:49

Nearly time to go. Happy Easter everyone. Don't go falling out and I shall expect everyone back on parade, bright-eyed and bushy tailed on Tuesday

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Mar 2016, 16:55

Bloody part timer.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Mar 2016, 16:57

Would that be on-topic by any remote chance ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 Mar 2016, 16:58

Bo**ocks .

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Mar 2016, 17:02

Who's having bottocks, qb

Mind you, he needs it

25 Mar 2016, 10:04

Yet more painting to do today.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 25 Mar 2016, 10:16

Wus going to the tin can but having looked at the weather forecast. ..sod it!

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 25 Mar 2016, 13:01

Making a leg

Unread post by **Stephen** » 25 Mar 2016, 16:56

Shaking one

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