The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Onelife]

Only £25 on the premium bond this month

[Happydays]

It's raining here:(

[Stephen]

Checked out possible excursions for our next cruise today. How much? Think we'll DIY.

Don't blame you, they're prices are extortionate

[Happydays]

Still raining here

[Jan Rosser]

Going to the cinema with my granddaughters later to see Zootropolis

[Mervyn and Trish]

Checked out possible excursions for our next cruise today. How much? Think we'll DIY.

Don't blame you, they're prices are extortionate

Seem to have shot up recently. But we'll have a bargain in the spa instead while everyone else is paying £50 for cake and coffee

[Stephen]

Been in A&E all morning

[qbman1]

Cat's still going !

[qbman1]

Been in A&E all morning

Poor lamb. You OK ?

[Stephen]

Cat's still going !

Good to hear

[Stephen]

Been in A&E all morning

Poor lamb. You OK ?

A bit of a set back in the plumbing area. Couldn't pee at all yesterday morning so ended up in A&E.
After much prodding, inserting and injecting (bl**dy painful) I'm now back with the external plumbing until things settle down again.

[qbman1]

Attended a non-religious funeral yesterday - a first for me. For someone without a specific faith, it seemed a really nice send off, concentrating on the person and his life rather than all the false piety. This may sound daft but it felt like quite a happy event.

[qbman1]

Been in A&E all morning

Poor lamb. You OK ?

A bit of a set back in the plumbing area. Couldn't pee at all yesterday morning so ended up in A&E.
After much prodding, inserting and injecting (bl**dy painful) I'm now back with the external plumbing until things settle down again.

Must have been really painful - bet it was coming out of your ears by lunchtime !

Hope you are OK now you have the tap back

[Onelife]

Been in A&E all morning

Poor lamb. You OK ?

A bit of a set back in the plumbing area. Couldn't pee at all yesterday morning so ended up in A&E.
After much prodding, inserting and injecting (bl**dy painful) I'm now back with the external plumbing until things settle down again.

Hi Stephen.....l remember a few years back having a bleed from one of my kidneys which resulted in congealed blood clots forming along my pee tube.....now l can't remember which was more painful....not being able to pee or having that bloody catheter shoved up my willie wonker but l do remember the relief when it was done....you have my sympathy mate.

Squeak squeak!

[Onelife]

Attended a non-religious funeral yesterday - a first for me. For someone without a specific faith, it seemed a really nice send off, concentrating on the person and his life rather than all the false piety. This may sound daft but it felt like quite a happy event.

Hi qb....not sure when it'll be but l'll be having one of the humanists funerals.....It promises to be a fun event but make sure you bring your own refreshments cos l won't be paying.

[qbman1]

Attended a non-religious funeral yesterday - a first for me. For someone without a specific faith, it seemed a really nice send off, concentrating on the person and his life rather than all the false piety. This may sound daft but it felt like quite a happy event.

Hi qb....not sure when it'll be but l'll be having one of the humanists funerals.....It promises to be a fun event but make sure you bring your own refreshments cos l won't be paying.

Hope it's later rather than sooner !! Would they let you hold it at Warwick Racecourse ?

[Onelife]

Attended a non-religious funeral yesterday - a first for me. For someone without a specific faith, it seemed a really nice send off, concentrating on the person and his life rather than all the false piety. This may sound daft but it felt like quite a happy event.

Hi qb....not sure when it'll be but l'll be having one of the humanists funerals.....It promises to be a fun event but make sure you bring your own refreshments cos l won't be paying.

Hope it's later rather than sooner !! Would they let you hold it at Warwick Racecourse ?

I'll mention it to my wife but l was rather hoping you would be attending my funeral as a mark of respect.....not a freebie day out at the races

[Onelife]

Hey Stephen...just had a thought....If it's still a bit sore when your wife gets back try asking her to rub it better for you....It might bring a little relief to your suffering.

Keep smiling

[anniec]

Cat's still going !

Hooray! How are the fits?

[qbman1]

Hey Stephen...just had a thought....If it's still a bit sore when your wife gets back try asking her to rub it better for you....It might bring a little relief to your suffering.

Keep smiling

Probably wouldn't work on the basis that the larger something is, the more it hurts !!

[qbman1]

Cat's still going !

Hooray! How are the fits?

He had a nasty one on Friday, then 2 days off but 2 more in 12 hours on Sunday night/Monday morning. We are hoping the new targeted antibiotic will threat the source of the infection that the vets think is causing the fits and they are also looking at putting him on anti-epilepsy medication

[anniec]

Cat's still going !

Hooray! How are the fits?

He had a nasty one on Friday, then 2 days off but 2 more in 12 hours on Sunday night/Monday morning. We are hoping the new targeted antibiotic will threat the source of the infection that the vets think is causing the fits and they are also looking at putting him on anti-epilepsy medication

Oh dear, poor old you (and the cat, of course). Fingers crossed the vet can sort him out.

[Stephen]

Been in A&E all morning

Poor lamb. You OK ?

A bit of a set back in the plumbing area. Couldn't pee at all yesterday morning so ended up in A&E.
After much prodding, inserting and injecting (bl**dy painful) I'm now back with the external plumbing until things settle down again.

Must have been really painful - bet it was coming out of your ears by lunchtime !

Hope you are OK now you have the tap back

Yep, back on draught until the 15th when we try again without it.

[Stephen]

Been in A&E all morning

Poor lamb. You OK ?

A bit of a set back in the plumbing area. Couldn't pee at all yesterday morning so ended up in A&E.
After much prodding, inserting and injecting (bl**dy painful) I'm now back with the external plumbing until things settle down again.

Hi Stephen.....l remember a few years back having a bleed from one of my kidneys which resulted in congealed blood clots forming along my pee tube.....now l can't remember which was more painful....not being able to pee or having that bl**dy catheter shoved up my willie wonker but l do remember the relief when it was done....you have my sympathy mate.

Squeak squeak!

Thanks. Not something I can recommend.
Once was bad enough but when they couldn't get the first one in they went for a more rigid three way valve one working on the assumption I might have to go back to theatre. Then once they had finished pumping antibiotics into me via an IV drip they decided to change the catheter again to a single valve one and send me home. Needless to say it bl**dy well hurt and I was glad to get out of the place.

Strange thing is, I always say thank you to the staff as I leave.

[Stephen]

Attended a non-religious funeral yesterday - a first for me. For someone without a specific faith, it seemed a really nice send off, concentrating on the person and his life rather than all the false piety. This may sound daft but it felt like quite a happy event.

Hi qb....not sure when it'll be but l'll be having one of the humanists funerals.....It promises to be a fun event but make sure you bring your own refreshments cos l won't be paying.

When you roughly know when you are going to croak it, can you let me know so I can check that it doesn't clash with any holiday/cruise dates. Thanks