The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Got my coffee so I'm happy - for 10 minutes

[qbman1]

S*d. Done it again.

Too late for a yellow card now - can you send yourself off ?

[RB1961]

You can't shoot the pheasants as its out of season.

[Stephen]

Pussy update:

Back to the vet for a check-up last night and his ear infection seems to have cleared up. He has had no fits for 2 weeks and is almost back to normal (whatever that is for a cat !!). They are keeping him on the daily steroids and anti-epilepsy medication but otherwise he is cleared to resume terrorising the neighbours' dogs !

He has to have a blood test in a few weeks to check all is well but for now......we have our pussy back !

Good news

[Stephen]

Ooops sorry. That was on topic. Whatever am I thinking?

It appears very little.....as usual

[qbman1]

You can't shoot the pheasants as its out of season.

If they keep eating my bloody onions their days are numbered whether it is after the "glorious twelfth" or not !!

[qbman1]

You can't shoot the pheasants as its out of season.

If they keep eating my bl**dy onions their days are numbered whether it is after the "glorious twelfth"or not !!

That's grouse, isn't it ? Pheasant season starts on 1st October - can't wait !

[Stephen]

Lunch time.

[qbman1]

It was for the sodding pheasants at 8 this morning !

[qbman1]

If Merv says "on-topic" he'll get the rough end of a pineapple !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Got my coffee so I'm happy - for 10 minutes

I suppose by now that's passed? The happiness I meant. Not the coffee.

[Not so ancient mariner]

That's grouse, isn't it ? Pheasant season starts on 1st October - can't wait !

You've got a job as a pheasant plucker then, or just as his/her mate?

[Stephen]

Another bright sunny morning.

[Jan Rosser]

Out to lunch today to celebrate my best friend's 70th birthday - we have known each other for 65 years and our friendship has pulled us both through some tough times in our lives

[towny44]

With such a nice day forecast I think I will need to recover the felt on the shed apex, lost in the winter gales, before the roof rots away completely.

[qbman1]

Another bright sunny morning.

As Basil Fawlty would have said, "you should be on Mastermind - specialist subject the Bleedin' Obvious" !!

[qbman1]

Out to lunch today to celebrate my best friend's 70th birthday - we have known each other for 65 years and our friendship has pulled us both through some tough times in our lives

Watch out Cardiff - blue rinse Grannies on the rampage. Don't forget to put clean underwear on Blod !!

[Happydays]

Have just got home after a nice trip to Loch Leven. The weather is lovely today so a day out was called for and our dog loved it, getting a good run around after her ball!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just done a load of jobs at my daughter's new-to-her-but-quite-old house.

[qbman1]

Have just got home after a nice trip to Loch Leven. The weather is lovely today so a day out was called for and our dog loved it, getting a good run around after her ball!

That's posh - not many dogs get to go to the ball !!

[qbman1]

Just done a load of jobs at my daughter's new-to-her-but-quite-old house.

Merv - you need to take it steady - you're not as young as you were !!

[Happydays]

Have just got home after a nice trip to Loch Leven. The weather is lovely today so a day out was called for and our dog loved it, getting a good run around after her ball!

That's posh - not many dogs get to go to the ball !!

Only the best for our dog

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just done a load of jobs at my daughter's new-to-her-but-quite-old house.

Merv - you need to take it steady - you're not as young as you were !!

I need to get them done quickly Cubie. I'll be even older tomorrow.

[qbman1]

Out to lunch today to celebrate my best friend's 70th birthday - we have known each other for 65 years and our friendship has pulled us both through some tough times in our lives

Watch out Cardiff - blue rinse Grannies on the rampage. Don't forget to put clean underwear on Blod !!

Bet the Grannies are rolling about in the gutter outside Wetherspoons by now. I really do hope they remembered to put clean pants on !!

[qbman1]

Just done a load of jobs at my daughter's new-to-her-but-quite-old house.

Merv - you need to take it steady - you're not as young as you were !!

I need to get them done quickly Cubie. I'll be even older tomorrow.

I hope so anyway !