The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

Been locked out for most of the morning - our central servers having a dicky fit. Probably the mice again !

Do I detect a hint of on-topic, there, Merv ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Only a little.....

[qbman1]

Great - the temperature must have warmed up last night.

0300 - dispose of dead mouse

0500 - chase live mouse around conservatory for 30 minutes!!

Wonder how many mice in a nest?

Clearly on the run from Cubie's allotment!

Ours wouldn't do much running around - they are too full of peas !!

[Stephen]

Great - the temperature must have warmed up last night.

0300 - dispose of dead mouse

0500 - chase live mouse around conservatory for 30 minutes!!

Wonder how many mice in a nest?

Our cat was tormenting and no doubt disposed of a mouse on our back lawn yesterday evening. He is available for hire Tinks. Favourable rates....of course.

[qbman1]

Why do all so-called "IT Specialists" seem to be clueless ?

[The Tinker]

Great - the temperature must have warmed up last night.

0300 - dispose of dead mouse

0500 - chase live mouse around conservatory for 30 minutes!!

Wonder how many mice in a nest?

Our cat was tormenting and no doubt disposed of a mouse on our back lawn yesterday evening. He is available for hire Tinks. Favourable rates....of course.

Don't need another cat thanks - the one we have is enough! She only likes to play with the mice unlike our last one who used to kill and then eat - leaving the heads of course

[qbman1]

You just do not realise how much of a working day revolves around bloody computers - until you don't have one that works !!

[Mervyn and Trish]

We once had a cat that ate everything except the liver and kidneys

[qbman1]

That's offal !!

[Stephen]

We once had a cat that ate everything except the liver and kidneys

That's what Monty does. Torments the hell out of the poor thing, then it's good night Vienna

[qbman1]

Vienna ? You give your mice names ?!

[Stephen]

I thought everyone done it, while putting the death black cap on.

[qbman1]

We're getting seriously on-topic. Merv will be throwing the marmite soldiers out of the pram !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well at least it stops the Modplods getting upset when we trash another thread.

[qbman1]

I thought everyone done it, while putting the death black cap on.

Not only does he give the mice a name, he gets them a hat !!

[Stephen]

I'm all heart. Mrs S is knitting a blind fold as we speak. For the mice not me, but come to think of it!

[qbman1]

Well at least it stops the Modplods getting upset when we trash another thread.

I prefer to think of it as "adding variety" !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Tell that to the beak

[qbman1]

I'm all heart. Mrs S is knitting a blind fold as we speak. For the mice not me, but come to think of it!

It might be kinder if you gave Monty a harpoon

[Stephen]

I'm all heart. Mrs S is knitting a blind fold as we speak. For the mice not me, but come to think of it!

It might be kinder if you gave Monty a harpoon

I don't want to give him ideas. But I won't disturb him as he's busy at the moment

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[qbman1]

What is it with this weather? Bloody raining again! I badly need to get a day's digging in tomorrow as Sunday will be a write-off as we are off to Raymond Blanc's gaff for lunch for Mrs C's birthday.

[Stephen]

Time you were going home after the hard day you've had

[Mervyn and Trish]

What is it with this weather? bl**dy raining again! I badly need to get a day's digging in tomorrow as Sunday will be a write-off as we are off to Raymond Blanc's gaff for lunch for Mrs C's birthday.

Wish we had the odd write off like that

[Stephen]

What is it with this weather? bl**dy raining again! I badly need to get a day's digging in tomorrow as Sunday will be a write-off as we are off to Raymond Blanc's gaff for lunch for Mrs C's birthday.

Wish we had the odd write off like that

All right for some

[Not so ancient mariner]

You have not seen anything yet! (no double negatives here!)