The Children's Off Topic Thread

[towny44]

Meanwhile this thread gets dafter by the posting, how is one supposed to communicate if everything has to be off topic. Clearly, a bit like P&O's embarkation system, I don't seem to understand how it can ever work.

[Not so ancient mariner]

It was dark last night though....................!

[Stephen]

A grey old day today

[qbman1]

Returned home from lunch at 7 p.m. yesterday

[qbman1]

I'm all heart. Mrs S is knitting a blind fold as we speak. For the mice not me, but come to think of it!

It might be kinder if you gave Monty a harpoon

I don't want to give him ideas. But I won't disturb him as he's busy at the moment

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Here's our old boy out and about in the garden. He seems much better at the moment

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[qbman1]

.....and the other one is just enjoying life !

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[Mervyn and Trish]

Returned home from lunch at 7 p.m. yesterday

How was old Raymondo?

[qbman1]

Returned home from lunch at 7 p.m. yesterday

How was old Raymondo?

Rich !!

[Stephen]

Returned home from lunch at 7 p.m. yesterday

How was old Raymondo?

Rich !!

Not surprised if you pay £60pp for fish and chips, no doubt dressed up with some fancy name to make it sound like your getting something special.

[qbman1]

£60 ? Nowhere near !!

[Stephen]

We're doomed

Looks like the world is about to end at the moment. Dark and pouring with hail!

[qbman1]

I thought the world had ended when they gave me the bill yesterday

[anniec]

I'm all heart. Mrs S is knitting a blind fold as we speak. For the mice not me, but come to think of it!

It might be kinder if you gave Monty a harpoon

I don't want to give him ideas. But I won't disturb him as he's busy at the moment

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Here's our old boy out and about in the garden. He seems much better at the moment

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Gorgeous. Now that I am catless, my tragic feline-free life is greatly enhanced by seeing your lovely animals.

[qbman1]

Don't let them hear you call them "animals" - they think they are human !!

[The Tinker]

Another live mice appeared Sunday morning!! Decided to lock both cat flaps so cat could only get out and not back in - bloody thing strolled in at midnight after negotiating how to open the cat flap round the other way!!! Luckily with no mouse in tow! I give up!

[anniec]

Don't let them hear you call them "animals" - they think they are human !!

I was going to call them your employers.

[The Tinker]

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[Mervyn and Trish]

Meanwhile this thread gets dafter by the posting, how is one supposed to communicate if everything has to be off topic. Clearly, a bit like P&O's embarkation system, I don't seem to understand how it can ever work.

1618 post says it does

[Dark Knight]

towny...none of it is off topic, its the same as LOTP but it stops the naughty posters getting told off my modplod

[qbman1]

Meanwhile this thread gets dafter by the posting, how is one supposed to communicate if everything has to be off topic. Clearly, a bit like P&O's embarkation system, I don't seem to understand how it can ever work.

1618 post says it does

and 8 out of 10 cats say they prefer Whiskas

[Mervyn and Trish]

towny...none of it is off topic, its the same as LOTP but it stops the naughty posters getting told off my modplod

Quite right Batty. Just a reminder, these were the original rules.

Okay here it is for the hooligans among us who can't resist going off topic. On the Official Off Topic Thread, where the only sin is to stay on topic, the rules are simple. Every post must be on a different topic from the one before and must not mention the original title of the thread, so the words official, off, topic and thread are banned.

Yes I was a little tongue in cheek when I started when we were being birched daily by the Modplods for mucking up other threads. Since then we have all relentlessly breached all those rules. But we have avoided the birch

[anniec]

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Thank you Tinker - what a gorgeous colour cat.

I really must think about getting another.

[qbman1]

towny...none of it is off topic, its the same as LOTP but it stops the naughty posters getting told off my modplod

Quite right Batty. Just a reminder, these were the original rules.

Okay here it is for the hooligans among us who can't resist going off topic. On the Official Off Topic Thread, where the only sin is to stay on topic, the rules are simple. Every post must be on a different topic from the one before and must not mention the original title of the thread, so the words official, off, topic and thread are banned.

Yes I was a little tongue in cheek when I started when we were being birched daily by the Modplods for mucking up other threads. Since then we have all relentlessly breached all those rules. But we have avoided the birch

Speak for yourself - my bum's red raw !!

[Not so ancient mariner]

I thought wet celery was your favourite!

[Stephen]

Don't let them hear you call them "animals" - they think they are human !!

I was going to call them your employers.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.