"Onelife's Pinch an inch diet"

Unread post by **Romig1** » 07 Jan 2014, 20:04

Been invited to Mum's for dinner tomorrow....meat n tatie pie with suet pastry and mushy peas. Wonder if I can incorporate the huge amount of pastry Mum will give me into any sort of diet?

Unread post by **Andrea S** » 07 Jan 2014, 20:48

Romig, Now that is what I call a proper winter dinner with Jam roly poly for pudding.

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 07 Jan 2014, 20:55

Romig1 wrote:
Been invited to Mum's for dinner tomorrow....meat n tatie pie with suet pastry and mushy peas. Wonder if I can incorporate the huge amount of pastry Mum will give me into any sort of diet?

What's the address and what time do you want me there?

Unread post by **Romig1** » 07 Jan 2014, 22:01

Andrea, you're dead right, but it's usually only fruit for pud!

Shiney, if you're really nice, I'll post you a portion.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 07 Jan 2014, 22:04

Romig1 wrote:
Andrea, you're dead right, but it's usually only fruit for pud!

Shiney, if you're really nice, I'll post you a portion.

Don't let Onelife hear you say that

Yes I know, smut smut and more smut.

Unread post by **RB1961** » 07 Jan 2014, 22:07

Hi Keith,

We have a fat club at work and today was my 1st weigh in since Christmas.
I am now 16stone 1 1/2 lb. My lowest weight last year was 15 stone 4lb and I'm sure with your tips and encouragement I will get back down to that weight.

That black pudding and egg sounds good.

Keep up the good work.

RB

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 07 Jan 2014, 22:08

Romig1 wrote:
Andrea, you're dead right, but it's usually only fruit for pud!

Shiney, if you're really nice, I'll post you a portion.

thanks, mate, the address is fatgit@porksters.co.uk

Unread post by **Onelife** » 08 Jan 2014, 15:59

Hi RB

Welcome to the pinch-an-inch slimming plan, as you've probably already gathered there is no plan we just do our own thing albeit with one goal, which is to rid ourselves of that excess baggage.

Wether it's a couple of lbs or as in my case a couple of stone its always more comforting to know we are all in the same boat..Oop's sorry Ship!.

Just a word of warning about my Burry Black pudding recipe.....l wasn't suggesting that you eat the whole ring at one sitting.... just a few slices or you'll end up looking like a pot bellied pig just like me.

Btw pinchers, l havn't seen anything posted about what you've been willing to sacrifice in the way of food...remember, you should have by now ditch at least one of your....."no, l know they make me fat foods"... lets be having them by tomorrow or it'll be three times round the block for all of you.

Oh, and for the record my favorite cheeses and crusty bread havn't made an appearance since l started my diet

Stay strong pinchers only 4 days till weigh-in.

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 08 Jan 2014, 16:33

it's BURY you womble

Unread post by **Onelife** » 08 Jan 2014, 16:46

Yeah... and when l get my hands on you it will be spelt... buried!!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 08 Jan 2014, 16:51

now, now lardy a*se, are you getting tetchy due to lack of food?

or because you haven't seen your feet in a while?

you need some carbs and some sugar, wobble bottom

Unread post by **Frank Manning** » 08 Jan 2014, 17:20

Keith,
I have banned chocolate brownies, McVities Dark Choc digestives, madeira cake, Chocolate pudding with chocolate sauce and ice cream, chocolate and vanilla cornish cream ice cream in equal portions....etc. etc.
Purgatory!

Skinny spag bol tonight, after a cold salmon sandwich for lunch.

Still losing but slowly.

Unread post by **Suekersh** » 08 Jan 2014, 17:32

I have banned all bread, potatoes, pasta and rice along with anything sweet, and alcohol will be banned after this weekend until we go away.

I was naughty today and got weighed again mid week. It was good news so it has given me the incentive to carry on being good. I have now lost 7 of the 13 lbs I need to lose. 6lbs to go in 3 weeks.

Sue

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 08 Jan 2014, 17:50

just ordered a massive Chinese meal

keep up the good work, you're all doing a great job and the end result will be worth it

Unread post by **emjay45** » 08 Jan 2014, 17:51

Frank and Sue you are both too good at this. I feel like giving up before I start.

I was going to have cottage cheese and Ryvitas for my lunch. OH went shopping for these this morning and FORGOT the cottage cheese. I couldn't just eat dry Ryvitas now could I ?

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 08 Jan 2014, 17:54

I've been banned sweets, biscuits and cakes (shame to let all those Christmas goodies go to waste, instead of to waist).

No alcohol after this weekend for a few weeks

Unread post by **Kenmo1** » 08 Jan 2014, 17:59

Sue - I wish I hadn't jumped on the scales this morning because I had gone up. I couldn't believe it because I was very good yesterday. Unfortunately, I met some friends for lunch today and had smoked haddock florentine (lots of cheesey sauce) and, having said at the beginning of the meal that I wasn't going to eat the lovely buttery potatoes, I then stuffed all of them as they went so well with the cheese sauce.

I realise I need a real dose of self control but it is just not happening. I wish I had your self control.

Maureen

Unread post by **Stephen** » 08 Jan 2014, 18:34

Eggs, bacon, sausage, chips and beans for dinner tonight, with two glasses of red to help it along.

I'm cutting back. I Only have a whiskey in the evening at the weekend now.

The sacrifices I make

Unread post by **Suekersh** » 08 Jan 2014, 18:59

Kenmo1 wrote:
Sue - I wish I hadn't jumped on the scales this morning because I had gone up. I couldn't believe it because I was very good yesterday. Unfortunately, I met some friends for lunch today and had smoked haddock florentine (lots of cheesey sauce) and, having said at the beginning of the meal that I wasn't going to eat the lovely buttery potatoes, I then stuffed all of them as they went so well with the cheese sauce.

I realise I need a real dose of self control but it is just not happening. I wish I had your self control.

Maureen

Hi Maureen,

My incentive is that I am cruising on Arcadia at the end of this month and away for 57 nights. If I don't lose it before I go the my clothes that I have spent all year planning and buying won't fit me by half way through the cruise. I will be taking some of my ' fat'wardrobe with me but I want to delay having to wear it as long as possible.

Try to get back on the diet tomorrow and put today down to a blip. A friend of mine used to say to me that if you get on the scales too often they will turn round and bite you. If you had seen a loss this morning you possibly wouldn't have made the choices you did at lunch time. She also used to say to me if you have a bad dieting day don't give up because if you have 7 roses and one withers you don't throw the whole bunch away.

I have got a whole load more of motivational spiel from my years of dieting clubs.

Good luck

Sue

Unread post by **Kenmo1** » 08 Jan 2014, 19:04

Wow, Sue - 57 nights, lucky girl. I'm sure I would need a 'fat' wardrobe if I did that many nights.

Have a lovely holiday.

Maureen

Unread post by **Suekersh** » 08 Jan 2014, 19:06

Hi Maureen I just edited my post but your reply beat me to it.

Sue

Unread post by **Frank Manning** » 08 Jan 2014, 20:07

Sue you might find that you lose it as quickly as you put it on if its vegetable based. If we have a stir fried veg based lunch or dinner, or a largely vegetable stew you take on a lot of heavy liquid short term and your weight goes up.

Sue and I have been at this diet game for quite a while now and we accept blips like that as long as the trend is downwards.

Good luck.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 08 Jan 2014, 20:34

Frank Manning wrote:
Keith,
I have banned chocolate brownies, McVities Dark Choc digestives, madeira cake, Chocolate pudding with chocolate sauce and ice cream, chocolate and vanilla cornish cream ice cream in equal portions....etc. etc.
Purgatory!

Skinny spag bol tonight, after a cold salmon sandwich for lunch.

Still losing but slowly.

Hi Frank,

You don’t happen to work at Gregg’s Bakery do you?

Unread post by **Onelife** » 08 Jan 2014, 20:38

Dark Knight wrote:
just ordered a massive Chinese meal

keep up the good work, you're all doing a great job and the end result will be worth it

Hey! DarkDastardly,

I hope you’re not going soft on us “pinchers” we’ve gota have somebody to go Nah nah nana nahh to when we’ve reached our target weights

Regards

The Burrrry munching pudding eater.

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 08 Jan 2014, 20:39

phew this dieting lark is wearing me out
could only manage
ribs
prawn toast
seaweed
won tons
prawn crackers
chicken satay skewers
noodles
rice
sweet and sour chicken
char sui pork

for me tea

keep going my little wabbits, all that lettuce will be worth it

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