I'll pass your thoughts onto Monty......expect a visitOnelife wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:04I was thinking more along the lines of a stuffed cat!!Manoverboard wrote: 21 May 2020, 09:52Unfortunately I can't eat ' stuffed ' whole chicken ... no idea why but it upsets one's tum and regardless of source, maybe it's the filthy bacteria filled chicken rather than the stuffing![]()
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Bird watching
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Stephen
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Re: Bird watching
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Manoverboard
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Re: Bird watching
We had a cat called Monty at one time and he would aim to tear my fingers off to get at the prawn I was tempting him with, hide a worming pill in it and he would just sit and look at me as if to say " You'll have to try a lot harder than that ol son "Stephen wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:06Unless I purchase chain male of the highest quality for my arms he gets it on the back of his neck via a pipette. And you have to be cunning and quick even then. The bu99er can sense immediately when he's in for some treatment.
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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
Sounds more like a Guard Cat than a pussycat..just saying!Stephen wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:06Manoverboard wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:01Praps you're supposed to put it in his mouth ... just sayingStephen wrote: 21 May 2020, 11:59
Our Moggy Monty had the audacity to pee on my freshly seeded soil this morning. I got my own back though by giving him his second dose of his six monthly worming treatment. He's now avoiding me like the plague for some reason![]()
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Unless I purchase chain male of the highest quality for my arms he gets it on the back of his neck via a pipette. And you have to be cunning and quick even then. The bu99er can sense immediately when he's in for some treatment.
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CaroleF
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Re: Bird watching
We always seem to have a lot of collared doves - which I believe is a type of pigeon. Now one cheeky whatsit has built a nest in our tree, rather a scratchy one, which apparently is the sort of nest they build. I can't believe two birds can sit in it but they can. John was all for getting rid of it but I wouldn't let him - they are only doing what comes naturally! He doesn't like the sound they make. Unfortunately we have quite a small garden and we have a new swing seat which is in the shade of the tree!
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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
Hi Carol…good for you in letting them take their chances the magpies/crows will probably see them off without any help from John. If they don’t, then John shouldn’t be surprised, if not in the too distant future, they send a clear and well directed message to himCaroleF wrote: 21 May 2020, 13:07We always seem to have a lot of collared doves - which I believe is a type of pigeon. Now one cheeky whatsit has built a nest in our tree, rather a scratchy one, which apparently is the sort of nest they build. I can't believe two birds can sit in it but they can. John was all for getting rid of it but I wouldn't let him - they are only doing what comes naturally! He doesn't like the sound they make. Unfortunately we have quite a small garden and we have a new swing seat which is in the shade of the tree!
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towny44
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Re: Bird watching
We have had collared doves nesting around our area for a few years, but recently we have also seen wood pigeons in early spring, these are much bigger and far more colourful than the collared doves. I have no idea where they nest, we don't have any big trees in our garden, but quite a few of the neighbours have trees, so I assume most nests are elsewhere.
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Manoverboard
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Re: Bird watching
Shoo them away or you wont get rid of them 
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towny44
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Re: Bird watching
Wood pigeons are totally different in habits to feral pigeons, or even racing pigeons. But they are noisy when tap dancing on the roof in a morning, searching for their breakfast.
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Stephen
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Re: Bird watching
Not him, soft as a brush. He's the sort of cat that would hold the door open if he could while another cat sat and stole his food.Onelife wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:21Sounds more like a Guard Cat than a pussycat..just saying!Stephen wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:06
Unless I purchase chain male of the highest quality for my arms he gets it on the back of his neck via a pipette. And you have to be cunning and quick even then. The bu99er can sense immediately when he's in for some treatment.![]()
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Stephen
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Re: Bird watching
Stephen wrote: 21 May 2020, 16:02Not him, soft as a brush. He's the sort of cat that would hold the door open if he could while another cat sat and stole his food.Onelife wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:21Sounds more like a Guard Cat than a pussycat..just saying!Stephen wrote: 21 May 2020, 12:06
Unless I purchase chain male of the highest quality for my arms he gets it on the back of his neck via a pipette. And you have to be cunning and quick even then. The bu99er can sense immediately when he's in for some treatment.![]()
As you can see he's full of get up and go.
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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
aaahhhhh ......that's sweet, however, if you look at his clenched paw he looks like he's ready to punch your lights out

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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
Just watched our sparrows fledge....Mom/Dad came to the box and one by one they took to the wing.....l counted four.....hope they survive the next few hours because it's blowing a force ten gale here.
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Stephen
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Even worse tomorrow afternoon. 40mph + winds forecast. But then we are talking about the BBC weather forecast so we can take that with a pinch of saltOnelife wrote: 22 May 2020, 14:33Just watched our sparrows fledge....Mom/Dad came to the box and one by one they took to the wing.....l counted four.....hope they survive the next few hours because it's blowing a force ten gale here.
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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
"don't worry, there isn't"Stephen wrote: 22 May 2020, 15:01Onelife wrote: 22 May 2020, 14:33Just watched our sparrows fledge....Mom/Dad came to the box and one by one they took to the wing.....l counted four.....hope they survive the next few hours because it's blowing a force ten gale here.
Even worse tomorrow afternoon. 40mph + winds forecast. But then we are talking about the BBC weather forecast so we can take that with a pinch of salt![]()
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Manoverboard
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Re: Bird watching
Off Topic ... this is about Birds NOT Fish
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Stephen
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Re: Bird watching
Personally I'd ban him for that
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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
Only if he doesn't mind a ton of chicken sh*t on his drive 
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Stephen
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Re: Bird watching
Just had a sad moment and the life almost frightened out of me. Mr kamikaze bird struck the window of the room I was sitting in upstairs a short while ago with such force it broke it's neck and died instantly. Luckily Monty was asleep in the next room.
The funeral is tomorrow. No flowers please just donations to the Stephen charity. Thank you
The funeral is tomorrow. No flowers please just donations to the Stephen charity. Thank you
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Manoverboard
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Re: Bird watching
Do hope that Mrs S will be able to clean the blood 'n' guts mess off the window without too much difficulty 
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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
Stephen wrote: 22 May 2020, 16:45Just had a sad moment and the life almost frightened out of me. Mr kamikaze bird struck the window of the room I was sitting in upstairs a short while ago with such force it broke it's neck and died instantly. Luckily Monty was asleep in the next room.
The funeral is tomorrow. No flowers please just donations to the Stephen charity. Thank you
We've had to pull all the blinds down halfway because of the same thing.....although Susie enjoys them
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Stephen
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Manoverboard wrote: 22 May 2020, 17:04Do hope that Mrs S will be able to clean the blood 'n' guts mess off the window without too much difficulty![]()
Not a drop to be seen. Just a slight mark on the window from impact. I think the poor thing got caught by a gust of wind and whacked into the glass breaking its neck instantly. It even fell to the ground with wings closed.
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Onelife
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Re: Bird watching
If you're gonna go l can think of worst ways to die......sadly, on average we get two/three a year doing the Sam thing. I think with a conservatory they can see straght through and that is what catches them out.Stephen wrote: 23 May 2020, 07:49Manoverboard wrote: 22 May 2020, 17:04Do hope that Mrs S will be able to clean the blood 'n' guts mess off the window without too much difficulty![]()
Not a drop to be seen. Just a slight mark on the window from impact. I think the poor thing got caught by a gust of wind and whacked into the glass breaking its neck instantly. It even fell to the ground with wings closed.
I know l've mentioned this on here in the past but hey, l do know of a incident where two geese flew straght through a closed french double glazed window ....l can't remember if the owner was in or out at the time but he did say both birds were on his living room carpet...dead!.....apparently the windows had the reflection of the lake that was just outside his property..... the birds obviously got confused..
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Stephen
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It was either a pigeon or collared dove that flew into our French doors once. It must have realised at the very last second and managed to pull up. Unharmed it flew off, but left a complete almost like powder coating of its whole body with wings fully spread in print on the glass. Remarkable to see.
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Jan Rosser
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Re: Bird watching
That happened to me a few weeks ago Stephen - I was sitting in the lounge when I heard a bang but couldn’t find any reason for it until my neighbour said it might have been a bird. There was an imprint on the bedroom window - the wing span completely identifiable - you could even see the outline of the feathersStephen wrote: 23 May 2020, 14:35It was either a pigeon or collared dove that flew into our French doors once. It must have realised at the very last second and managed to pull up. Unharmed it flew off, but left a complete almost like powder coating of its whole body with wings fully spread in print on the glass. Remarkable to see.
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towny44
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Re: Bird watching
We have had the same image printed on one of our bedroom windows in the past. Our long handled window cleaners brush wouldn't shift it so I had lean out at full stretch to scrub it off.Stephen wrote: 23 May 2020, 14:35It was either a pigeon or collared dove that flew into our French doors once. It must have realised at the very last second and managed to pull up. Unharmed it flew off, but left a complete almost like powder coating of its whole body with wings fully spread in print on the glass. Remarkable to see.
John
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