Meg 50 wrote:yes,yes, I know I posted it on the other Christmas thread, but it's just as relevant here:
Mother Christmas
Where art thou, Mother Christmas?
I really wish I knew
Why Father should get all the praise
And no one mentions you.
I’ll bet you buy all the presents
And wrap them large and small
While all the time the dirty swine
Pretends he’s done it all.
So hail to Mother Christmas
The uncomplaining slave
And down with Father Christmas
That good - for - nothing knave.
Oh Meg !, your post has fired Cheryl up,
and halfway through November too.
You could have posted later,
at least a week or two.
Now I'll be getting earache,
right up to Christmas day.
I hope your feeling satisfied,
now you've ruined life for Ray.
I do my bit in other ways,
like carrying all the booze.
And saving all my pennies,
to take her on a cruise.