The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Shouldn't be too expensive then

[qbman1]

I'll give him a bunch of sweet peas as a welcome gift

[Stephen]

Ill give him a bunch of fives if doesn't get his wallet out

[qbman1]

Have you voted yet ?

[Stephen]

Later this afternoon once Mrs S has got home from keeping in the style I've become accustomed too.

[qbman1]

Just wondering what Tinks looks like, covered in Glasto Mud ?!

[qbman1]

"Woman wakes up to find 16ft python in bed with her"

I thought this headline was referring to Mrs C for a moment....!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 95211.html

[Stephen]

I liked the bit where she said she always knew it was in the house. Mad woman

[qbman1]

You voted now ?

[Stephen]

Been there done that.

[qbman1]

They will be round for your rose bushes shortly

[Stephen]

We shall see

[qbman1]

There were two blokes with a big van at my door this morning, waiting to take the garden away !

[Stephen]

I assume you told them to start with the allotment, and not forgetting the rebbits of course seeing how fond you've become of them

[qbman1]

I don't want to speak to soon, but we haven't had any rabbit damage for 3 days.......

[Stephen]

Probably all drowned

[qbman1]

or gone to Glasto with Tinks for the mud wrestling

[Stephen]

or gone to Glasto with Tinks for the mud wrestling

You wish.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Not with an audience of thousands!! Poor girl would be embarrassed

[Stephen]

Anyone need any rain water for the garden. We've got plenty to spare.

[qbman1]

Looks like the allotment rabbits have mixy. Horrible thing - wouldn't wish that on them. Quick death by stoat, buzzard, 12-bore or even landmine - yes, but not that. Still, nature does seem to have a way of evening things out.

And before anyone says - yes, I know it is an introduced disease.

[Stephen]

Only ever saw Mixy in a rabbit once when I was a lad, as you say, horrible to see. Anyone you can contact qb to come and put them out of their misery.

[qbman1]

There's an old feller up at the allotments who is happy to despatch them.

[Stephen]

That's good. I hate to see any animal suffer. A shame humans don't get the same privilege.

[qbman1]

I'm sure that could be arranged - just send Jeremy Corbyn round to the allotments !!