Pork Pie HELP!!

[HK phooey]

I saw a Come dine with me recently where the host served up a pig's trotter, or knuckle to each guest for the main course. I would have thrown up.

[Frank Manning]

I have eaten sheeps eyes!! It was quite a shock when, becoming curious, I fished one out to see what tasted so delicious. Famagusta February 1962, it was a lovely town in those days.

[HK phooey]

Frank!

[Frank Manning]

Sorry HK, its true. Sheeps eye stew, bought from a street vendor. Tasted delicious too!

[oldbluefox]

I couldn't have eaten that Frank, and I'll eat most things.
I had an oyster once which stayed with me for two days, and then returned. Not nice at all.

Did you not feel you were being watched?

[Frank Manning]

Eye Eye Captain!!

[Onelife]

Hi Frank,

I remember watching a true film about this chap who got shipwrecked and then spent the next few weeks trying to survive the ocean in a life raft. He stayed alive by eating things that he’d managed to spear with his makeshift harpoon. Whenever he caught a fish he always went straight for their eyes first as according to him they were the most tasty....I wonder what they would taste like in one keefy’s pork pies... please don’t tell AOTH I’ve said that..I want it to be a surpr-eyes!

Regards

Keith

[david63]

I think that this whole sorry tale is just one great big "porkie pie"

[Silver_Shiney]

You're not getting crusty in your old age, are you, David?

[Frank Manning]

Jelly belly!

[Silver_Shiney]

Jelly belly!

My favourite sweets - especially the mango chilli, sours and jalapeno

[Frank Manning]

Ah but you cant beat a bullseye, except perhaps with a sheeps eye!!

That story is true by the way...I was just 20 years old....but I know a sheeps eye when I see one.