The Dark one's Rugby jolly

[Dark Knight]

SS
you watch your paint , I will watch the rugby in executive luxury, eating and drinking to excess, whilst cheering on the whites to another victory
you keep a keen eye on your Magnolia

[Silver_Shiney]

SS
you watch your paint , I will watch the rugby in executive luxury, eating and drinking to excess, whilst cheering on the whites to another victory
you keep a keen eye on your Magnolia

will do, sir!

[kaymar]

she's right, though

Watch England thrashing Wales on Sunday and marvel. Don't try to understand it, it's obviously too complex, just enjoy.

Just like they did last year

Ah, but that was last year, Jan, in Wales. This is Twickenham.

[HK phooey]

Thank you for sharing with us your considered, informed opinion. HK. Have you watched much rugby, or perhaps you used to play? A hard-tackling centre, I would guess.

You are very welcome Kaymar. Of course I haven't watched much rugby or played it because it is naff! And I don't like the shorts either.

[Dark Knight]

Hk is this dislike of shorts because of your varicose veins? or the fact you have stumpy hairy legs?

[HK phooey]

I don't like the shorts on the rugby players, they make their bums look big. My legs are long and willowy and vv free.

[Silver_Shiney]

Thank you for sharing with us your considered, informed opinion. HK. Have you watched much rugby, or perhaps you used to play? A hard-tackling centre, I would guess.

You are very welcome Kaymar. Of course I haven't watched much rugby or played it because it is naff! And I don't like the shorts either.

all the more shorts for Jan, then, although I've heard it said she has so many, she normally drinks them out of a pint pot....

[Dark Knight]

If you watch oit on telly, I will be the tall bloke with a prawn sarny in one hand and a pint in the other, singing "swing low, sweet chariot " badly

[HK phooey]

Prawn sarnie? Are you aspiring to be a middle Englander just cos it's the rugby and lots of posh people like it?

[Dark Knight]

God forbid, I ever aspire to that

[kaymar]

I don't like the shorts on the rugby players, they make their bums look big. My legs are long and willowy and vv free.

It's nothing to do with the shorts, HK, their bums really are big - and their thighs and arms and chests and everything. Maybe you should watch it more often.

Your legs sound lovely. Any pictures?