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Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 24 Oct 2021, 11:58

Ray B wrote: 24 Oct 2021, 11:51

david63 wrote: 24 Oct 2021, 10:52
An update:

I have come out the other side
That's good news David, but not sure which way to take that,

It means he's not gay any more ..... seemples

Unread post by **Ray B** » 24 Oct 2021, 12:01

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Oct 2021, 12:16

I still wouldn’t trust doing my shoe laces up in front of him

Unread post by **towny44** » 24 Oct 2021, 12:25

You're not getting much sympathy from these reprobates David.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 24 Oct 2021, 12:31

Is called black, dark ethnic ……oh alright then, taking the pi** humour John

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 26 Oct 2021, 16:28

Always good when you wake up after an NHS adventure. Last year as I came round the anaesthetist said "Hello do you remember me?" My reply was "Yes and I'm very pleased to see you again."

Onwards and upwards David.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 26 Oct 2021, 16:52

It's when they say 'do you know what I've done to you 'the old cheeks start clenching

Unread post by **Onelife** » 26 Oct 2021, 20:13

The last time I was in hospital I woke up with an erection, then I realised they had plastered my leg

Unread post by **david63** » 27 Oct 2021, 11:51

As I type this I have the escape committee digging furiously away with the hope to break through sometime tomorrow

Unread post by **Stephen** » 27 Oct 2021, 12:17

david63 wrote: 27 Oct 2021, 11:51
As I type this I have the escape committee digging furiously away with the hope to break through sometime tomorrow

Just hope they don't come up in the sluice

Unread post by **Stephen** » 27 Oct 2021, 12:23

I don't want to worry you David......but I believe he works at the hospital your in

A patients experience:

I woke up from my anaesthetic and saw my doctor standing over me, smoking a fag. "Blimey!" I said. "I knew never you smoke, doc."
"I do..." he replied with a smile, "... especially after I've had sex."

Unread post by **david63** » 30 Oct 2021, 13:59

Well the escape committee came good and got me out of hospital on Thursday and I am now the proud owner of a stoma, and all that goes with it. Hopefully within the next 12 months or so I can have it reversed.

All I have to do now is take things easy and do as I am told! Big downside is that I cannot drive for the next six weeks.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 30 Oct 2021, 14:22

Glad to hear the first hurdle is complete David. Somebody we know had what sounds like a similar adventure last year but is now stoma free and fighting fit. Best wishes for your recovery. As I know from last year when you're getting over an op nothing feels better than your own home and own bed.

Unread post by **towny44** » 30 Oct 2021, 14:33

Best wishes for a swift recovery David, and hopefully a successful reversal next year.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 30 Oct 2021, 16:56

All the best for a speedy recovery David.

Think of the saving on loo rolls

Unread post by **Onelife** » 30 Oct 2021, 21:13

A big adjustment ahead David but it will get easier…so I’m told.

A bumper box of keefy’s chocolates on its way... enjoy!

Unread post by **david63** » 31 Oct 2021, 08:58

Onelife wrote: 30 Oct 2021, 21:13
A big adjustment ahead David

Why - there is nothing that will change in my life other than having to change a bag a couple of times a day. In fact it has given me my life back as I can now go wherever I want without the constant worry of what could happen.

Onelife wrote: 30 Oct 2021, 21:13
A bumper box of keefy’s chocolates on its way... enjoy!

Thanks, but I have spent enough time in hospital recently

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 31 Oct 2021, 09:21

Glad to see you out and about again, do hope the reversal is the way you go

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 31 Oct 2021, 09:32

I like your positivity David and your take on your situation which let’s face it none of us can possibly comprehend unless we have been through your experience. May your glass always be half full - take care.

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 31 Oct 2021, 09:37

Good to see you out and about David.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 31 Oct 2021, 09:46

david63 wrote: 31 Oct 2021, 08:58

Onelife wrote: 30 Oct 2021, 21:13
A big adjustment ahead David
Why - there is nothing that will change in my life other than having to change a bag a couple of times a day. In fact it has given me my life back as I can now go wherever I want without the constant worry of what could happen.

Onelife wrote: 30 Oct 2021, 21:13
A bumper box of keefy’s chocolates on its way... enjoy!
Thanks, but I have spent enough time in hospital recently

Because I was speaking to a colorectal nurse specialist who said (depending on your procedure) you’ll need to empty your bag 4-6 times a day and change your bag 3-4 times a week.

Good luck.

P.s I’m replacing the chocolates for wet wipes..Enjoy!

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 31 Oct 2021, 10:03

Onelife wrote: 31 Oct 2021, 09:46
Because I was speaking to a colorectal nurse specialist who said (depending on your procedure) you’ll need to empty your bag 4-6 times a day and change your bag 3-4 times a week.

Good luck.

P.s I’m replacing the chocolates for wet wipes..Enjoy!

I was talking to the postman and he assures me that two changes per day are perfectly normal.

ps ... dry wipes are the way to go

Unread post by **Onelife** » 31 Oct 2021, 10:16

I bet his bag is overflowing Christmas week

Unread post by **Stephen** » 31 Oct 2021, 10:22

Great attitude David. When sh*t happens you just have to get on with it.

I thought the environmentalists were trying to do away with bags, or are you forking out the 5-10p charge

Unread post by **david63** » 31 Oct 2021, 10:33

Stephen wrote: 31 Oct 2021, 10:22
or are you forking out the 5-10p charge

No - they are on prescription

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