Morning all

[Stephen]

Stephen, thought I’d let you know that I’ve had the best nights sleep I’ve had in ages

Ef off

I don’t think I’ll be getting sleep anytime soon as the doctor confirmed it’s Sepsis . I tried to bribe him with your choccies but he wasn’t having it, he’s heard the rumours.

[Stephen]

I’m going to ... bribe to go home today

But don't use Keefies chocs or you will never get out alive

I’ll use them to throw at the noisy bu99er who snores at 200 decibels.

[david63]

the doctor confirmed it’s Sepsis

That's not good news but at least you are in the best place

[towny44]

Hope you're fit and well soon Stephen, I will be thinking about you as I enjoy my first cocktail on board Iona.

[Stephen]

the doctor confirmed it’s Sepsis

That's not good news but at least you are in the best place

I asked if they would collect our six foot bed, the cat and the wife but the miserable bu99ers wouldn’t wear it.

[Stephen]

Hope you're fit and well soon Stephen, I will be thinking about you as I enjoy my first cocktail on board Iona.

Hope it chokes you

Enjoy John

[david63]

I asked if they would collect our six foot bed, the cat and the wife but the miserable bu99ers wouldn’t wear it.

The mistake you made was asking for the cat

It must be very reassuring lying there on your death bed and getting a total lack of sympathy from some - by the way will you be back for next Friday or do I need to get somebody more reliable?

[Stephen]

Mrs S will be visiting in a while so I’ll lay the wounded soldier act on nice and thick.

As for next Friday, I’m surprised you had to ask. I’m allowed a short gap in proceedings after sixteen years on here and P&O, surely

[Manoverboard]

Of course you can have a short gap ... but not on a Friday for goodness sakes

[Onelife]

I’m with Stephen on this, take as long as you feel you need Stephen…may I recommend 5 years as this would give us all a break

[david63]

I’m with Stephen on this

That should be nice and cosy in a hospital bed

[Happydays]

Sorry to read you're in hospital hope you get well soon. I always check on your "morning all" efforts on a Friday and wondered where you where thought you may have gone on a cruise and kept it quiet
Anyway get well soon

[Onelife]

I’m with Stephen on this

That should be nice and cosy in a hospital bed

Best not build his hopes up David… I was thinking more along the lines of putting distance between us…

[cruisin_duo]

Hope you get well soon.

[oldbluefox]

Best wishes for a quick recovery Stephen. Somebody's got to keep OL in check.

[Stephen]

I’m with Stephen on this

That should be nice and cosy in a hospital bed

As long as he don’t snore.

[Stephen]

Sorry to read you're in hospital hope you get well soon. I always check on your "morning all" efforts on a Friday and wondered where you where thought you may have gone on a cruise and kept it quiet
Anyway get well soon

Efforts. You know how to rub salt in the wound

[Stephen]

And joy of joys they went and fitted a catheter about an hour ago. Ouch

[david63]

And joy of joys they went and fitted a catheter about an hour ago. Ouch

I feel your pain - well know I don't but have been there

[Whynd1]

Get well soon Stephen.

Lindsey
Xx

[Mervyn and Trish]

Stephen, thought I’d let you know that I’ve had the best nights sleep I’ve had in ages

Ef off

I don’t think I’ll be getting sleep anytime soon as the doctor confirmed it’s Sepsis . I tried to bribe him with your choccies but he wasn’t having it, he’s heard the rumours.

That's what is known by the medical term a bugger! So presumably it's industrial grade antibiotics.

[Kendhni]

Get better soon, I would miss Friday's Morning All

[Kendhni]

A mathematical joke

Work this out carefully!
230 - 220x 0.5 = ?

Bet you can't believe the answer is 5!

[Happydays]

oops..efforts!

[oldbluefox]

True story this……….
An ol’ Maryport fella on 'is deathbed got 'is ol' lass, 'is 3 sons an' 'is nurse to set oop a camera tu filum ‘is last minits afore 'e went!
This is wat 'e sed........
"Tu mi lad, David, 'e can ev t' 2 blocks o' 'ooses doon bi 'dock. Ti d' next un Alan, Ah leave t' 4 guest 'ooses Doonstreet, an' last uv aw tu mi eldest lad Eric Ah leave t' new big glass flats doon bi 't 'arbour in Whitevven. Sorry lad yer'll ev to git 't bus"
Wid that 'e breethed 'is last.
T'nurse turned t' ol' lass an' sed "Ah nivver knew yer ol' lad wuz se weel off. You an' yer lads are reet lucky."
T' ol' lass laft an' sed "Wuz 'e 'ell.....'e wuz a bloomin' winder cleaner!"