How to defend yourself against a man armed with a

[Ray B]

woman or brats , throwing food is dangerous.
HK if we had a stock of the pork pies the War would have been won in a lot less than 4 years

Ray

[Keechy]

Where do they find these Health and Safety morons? Don't they realise that by insisting on square or oblong flapjacks, they are providing the means to make TWO trianguar ones

I won't describe the method of doing this as I don't want the flapjack terrorist police on to me.

And DK, I'm with you all they way!

[Romig1]

Any fool with just the barest grasp of geometry knows that a single square flapjack can - with a single cut - be turned into 2 triangular weapons of mess destruction. That sounds like proliferation to me..how's that for an arms race?

[Dark Knight]

Don't get me started on how dangerous a pizza can be in untrained hands and sprouts should be illegal

[Keechy]

Any fool with just the barest grasp of geometry knows that a single square flapjack can - with a single cut - be turned into 2 triangular weapons of mess destruction. That sounds like proliferation to me..how's that for an arms race?

Here I am trying to avoid giving the secret away and you go and just about tell them how to do it!

Careless talk costs lives.

[Romig1]

Oops sorry...me and my big mouth again!

[Romig1]

...I won't mention that those 2 triangles cut be further cut int 4 triangles then!

[Silver_Shiney]

Our society has sown the wind. We are now reaping the whirlwind.

[jay-ell71]

They should change the pointy flapjacks for millionaires' shortcake. It is nice an soft, so less likely to injure a little darling. It also tastes nicer. Jay

[HK phooey]

I have just ejected a group of about ten 12/13 year olds from my shop. They are very lucky they didn't get a kick up the a*se on the way out. First time I've had to do it, any guesses as to the nationality? And no, I'm not making it up

[Romig1]

I have just ejected a group of about ten 12/13 year olds from my shop. They are very lucky they didn't get a kick up the a*se on the way out. First time I've had to do it, any guesses as to the nationality? And no, I'm not making it up

Is that what is known as a German bail-out?

[Dark Knight]

no doubt indigenous criminal types for the IOW, dressed up as Germans , just to p*ss HK off

[Silver_Shiney]

I did hear of a guy who tried to rob a bank with a banana. He might have got away with it had he kept the banana in his pocket!

[gfwgfw]

Ha Ha

All suck in

It was just a bleedy spoof

[Silver_Shiney]

Ha Ha

All suck in

It was just a bleedy spoof

It is possible to go off people, you know