Greeting our 500th member...

[Dark Knight]

OI !!!!

I do have feelings you know and I am hurt by the suggestion that a night out with me is a punishment
therefore I demand to be promoted to being a forum plod, that way I can erase such slander and libelous comments
I await my promotion toot sweet

[Manoverboard]

I'll have a quiet word with the Boss, I understand a vacancy has cropped up in Zimbabwe

[oldbluefox]

Calm down DK!! If it's any consolation your name was mentioned when we were considering positions in our Zimbabwean diplomatic service. You haven't been forgotten. (How could we?)

[Dark Knight]

this is simply not good enough
my good name has been besmirched and I want recompense, or a retraction at the very least

I have contacted mysolicitors and await there response to such baseless libel

[qbman1]

Everyone duck whilst the Marmite soldiers are being flung from the pram !

Just go and give James555 a good time and with good grace !

[Dark Knight]

NO.............!!

[qbman1]

Looks like a wheel has come off the Welcome Wagon again !

[Dark Knight]

Plod can take him out, I have a sick note, that says I can't play out

[qbman1]

Sorry, forgot you were off games. What does Lady D do for entertainment these cold wintry nights ?

[Dark Knight]

goes to the gym and lots of works leaving do's , as they are closing her office in june
so loads are leaving now

[qbman1]

Lucky she has some way of working off all that excess energy