The Children's Off Topic Thread

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Jul 2016, 09:21

Manoverboard wrote:
... and his caravan is probably full of spiders ( and empties )

Don't forget all the pairs of wellies of varying sizes

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Jul 2016, 11:24

Onelife wrote:
We had a Bat in our bedroom a few years back.

We had one too. Flying round the light like a moth!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Jul 2016, 11:32

Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Onelife wrote:
We had a Bat in our bedroom a few years back.
We had one too. Flying round the light like a moth!

Probably DK on manouvers

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Jul 2016, 11:36

Stephen wrote:
Mervyn and Trish wrote:
Onelife wrote:
We had a Bat in our bedroom a few years back.
We had one too. Flying round the light like a moth!
Probably DK onmanouvers

Is that a cannibal's version of horse douvers?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Jul 2016, 12:07

Time for your medication Merv. Blended or Malt

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 13:04

Jan Rosser wrote:
The bats are back - flying around in the garden at dusk - magical - no idea where they nest but so great to see them

Probably out of your handbag - have you opened your purse again Blod ?!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Jul 2016, 14:11

qbman1 wrote:
Jan Rosser wrote:
The bats are back - flying around in the garden at dusk - magical - no idea where they nest but so great to see them
Probably out of your handbag - have you opened your purse again Blod ?!

Steady on qb. The impossible she can probably do now, miricles take a little longer.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 14:19

Does anyone have the crown and ermine robes ready ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Jul 2016, 14:40

No .

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 14:56

I expect due deference now please

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 15:01

I wish it to be known that, from now onwards, I shall be starting all my posts with "As Captain...." and I may be addressed as "Your Excellency"

Thank you all

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Jul 2016, 15:04

Two words. Seven letters. Several of them F. Get it, Your Effluency?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 15:15

As Captain.....I shall not tolerate insubordination

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 15 Jul 2016, 15:30

qbman1 wrote:
I wish it to be known that, from now onwards, I shall be starting all my posts with "As Captain...." and I may be addressed as "Your Excellency"

Thank you all

Thank God for that.

Hopefully it will spare us from having to read your umpteen responses to your own umpteen responses ...

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 15:35

Do you realise who you are talking to ?

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 15 Jul 2016, 15:36

... some two bit flower seller from Banbury Cross ?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 15:40

Manoverboard wrote:
... some two bit flower seller from Banbury Cross ?

I don't sell them - I just grow them

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 Jul 2016, 16:07

Nice rabbit food, Your Effluency.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Jul 2016, 16:17

Looks like the slugs have had a nibble at that one, Serf

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Jul 2016, 06:50

The peasants are revolting, or should that be the peasants will be revolting.

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 16 Jul 2016, 13:35

Are there any other colours

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 16 Jul 2016, 14:18

Manoverboard wrote:
Are there any other colours

Flowers or peasants?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Jul 2016, 16:12

Manoverboard wrote:
Are there any other colours

You can have any colour you like Sir.....as long as it's red

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 16 Jul 2016, 19:52

......or red

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Jul 2016, 08:44

Only Eight days to go.

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